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Because there is a war on for your mind.

It doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. Does. Not. Matter. You can get rejected 100 times in a day. But if the 101st girl says "yes," you're getting laid that night. Or you're getting a number. Whatever. I don't know how fast you're looking to move.

The actual video shows some areola. That's about it though.

This tourism video might help you out:

You need a new monitor bro

From what I understand, her weight tends to fluctuate too. She looks like a different person from picture to picture.

Dear lord

Those commercials with Sarah McLachlan creep me out. She's just a creepy woman. Maybe the pet commercials hit closer to home? It's not every day that you see little African children walked past your house on a leash.

This article isn't about masturbation.

As jboyst pointed out, it's because she's 6 feet tall. "Plus size" isn't quite accurate. Most women who are at her weight are significantly shorter.

Did the ketchup one, only to myself. And I think everybody has walked into a sliding glass door or screen at some point in their lives. Right?

You'll bring down all of Hollywood by pointing out that what you did wasn't THAT good.

Absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't touch with a 2 mile-long pole. Those of you with broken sarcasm meters, this is your redemption.

Not sure about that, either. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1259238/Karl-Lagerfeld-admits-using-high-class-escorts--doesnt-like-sleeping-people-really-loves.html

Actually, he kind of does.

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I like the new avatar

I think so. But that birthday isn't listed

Oopsie.

Not around much these days, but HBD anyway

They ride the same bike

I cracked up the first time I saw him in Breaking Bad and recognized him from Starship Troopers

The Rolling Stones, The Gaslight Anthem, Queen, Warren Zevon, Passenger, Barenaked Ladies, the artists involved with N.W.A. Edit: just looked at my iTunes top 25 most played and must add Springsteen as a result.

I didn't mean you. I meant the Second Amendment.

I enjoy your little write-ups, Fezmid. But the commenting community at Neowin seems to have a collective IQ similar to the youtube community's.