The Rolling Stones, The Gaslight Anthem, Queen, Warren Zevon, Passenger, Barenaked Ladies, the artists involved with N.W.A.
Edit: just looked at my iTunes top 25 most played and must add Springsteen as a result.
While calling Dane Cook a "comedian" is a stretch, in the comedy world there isn't really such a thing as a hard-line "too soon." Comedians have to test the waters and figure out when something becomes funny. There were people laughing in that video; he's doing his job.
As I once said in a message to Booster, I'd rather slice my taint lengthwise than vote for Mitt Romney. Luckily, it doesn't matter who the hell I vote for. I live in New York. Hooray!
I was in a money league last year in which I drafted 15th in the first round. My friends/opponents (all know I'm a huge Bills fan) kept saying, "Dude, you won't draft Fred Jackson right now." So I did.
I won that league.
Better yet, bring something in every day, but sprinkle some sort of highly addictive controlled substance on it. If the coworker hasn't failed a drug test by the time he's terribly hooked on it, keep bringing in the food item, but quit adding the secret ingredient. Suddenly, withdrawal!
Putting milk in coffee = you don't like coffee, so you need to drown it in dairy
Drinking Smirnoff Ice = you don't like alcohol, so you need to drown it in sugar
Close enough for me.
When I was little my folks and I would visit my maternal grandparents a couple times a year. My grandfather still had his work/army internal clock going, so he'd be up at 5:30am every day. I was a kid, so I'd be up at 6 or so. We'd sit at their kitchen table with our OJ/coffee (OJ for me, coffee for him) and some chocolate chip cookies and play cards until everyone else got up. I miss that quite a bit.