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So you could say that. Some possibly valid criticisms. But, instead, you say: If you can't see the difference, fine. Just keep the libel to yourself.

You know, if you spent more time there and less time asspained, you would realize how incredibly wrong you are. Actually, that's not necessarily true. Can't count on you to be that self-aware.

Did anyone else think "sex tape" when they saw the thread title?

Parachute pants went away?

Hypnotoad doesn't work anymore?

HBD! (sorry the beer emoticon isn't working currently. I'm sure it is Scott's #1 priority right now though)

Other real question...will the smileys work anytime soon? OCinBuffalo's gonna pitch a fit. Also: the preview button is pretty awesome.

I like it. Feels cleaner somehow. Edit: and I like the reminder that I have a warning point. Don't worry, DWC, you're not alone.

Yeah, his reasons can't be any better than those

You suck!!11!

Toss-up between a British cyclist and a British volleyball player.

I think The Big Cat did one of these some time ago. Didn't like it then, but what the hell. Economic Left/Right: 6.78 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.10 I'm less libertarian because I don't think retards should have babies.

Credited; the book is much better than the movie. Edit: though the movie is still awesome.

I sincerely believe that Starship Troopers should be mandatory viewing for all American males.

Why? It's not like he magically grew legs for the Olympics.

What? You don't call your boss an idiot in real life?

Nice gig if you can get it.

Will you two get a !@#$ing room already?

What part of "cold, dead hands" don't you understand?

As far as I'm aware, pickup trucks top out at around 25mpg. But is that really that high up on your list of priorities?

I laughed.

Why not? You're a homeowner now, right? Things are damn useful when you need them. You don't have any titsuckers that you need to haul around, and there are pickups with comparable gas mileage to the larger SUVs.

Too bad I can't stand talking to them. Can't have a conversation in a club anyway. It's all eyes there. Getting the "eyes" --> dancing --> makeout --> "Let's get out of here" Or skip the eyes. That's cool too, especially if you're a good, confident dancer. Niiiiice.

You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not.

Appropriate