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I sincerely believe that Starship Troopers should be mandatory viewing for all American males.

Why? It's not like he magically grew legs for the Olympics.

What? You don't call your boss an idiot in real life?

Nice gig if you can get it.

Will you two get a !@#$ing room already?

What part of "cold, dead hands" don't you understand?

As far as I'm aware, pickup trucks top out at around 25mpg. But is that really that high up on your list of priorities?

I laughed.

Why not? You're a homeowner now, right? Things are damn useful when you need them. You don't have any titsuckers that you need to haul around, and there are pickups with comparable gas mileage to the larger SUVs.

Too bad I can't stand talking to them. Can't have a conversation in a club anyway. It's all eyes there. Getting the "eyes" --> dancing --> makeout --> "Let's get out of here" Or skip the eyes. That's cool too, especially if you're a good, confident dancer. Niiiiice.

You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not.

Appropriate

But those aren't until after 12/21/12.

Constantine But I'm pretty sure they wrote that part with him in mind, so it might not count. Also this

Keanu Reeves sucked in all of them, but the first movie was pretty good.

It's pretty good for fast food.

If you haven't learned by now that Crayonz is an unapologetic neo-"conservative," then there is no hope for you.

Happy happy, gents!

Because there is a war on for your mind.

It doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. Does. Not. Matter. You can get rejected 100 times in a day. But if the 101st girl says "yes," you're getting laid that night. Or you're getting a number. Whatever. I don't know how fast you're looking to move.

The actual video shows some areola. That's about it though.

This tourism video might help you out:

You need a new monitor bro

From what I understand, her weight tends to fluctuate too. She looks like a different person from picture to picture.

Dear lord