LeviF

I always thought you were a conservative. I get back here and you're a leftist. What gives?

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Don't you drive a Beemer?

I know a couple. Both pro-life. They respect themselves enough to not get pregnant when they don't want to (in other words, they respect themselves enough to not get horrendously drunk and sleep with some meathead frat bro without a rubber).

True. And they've started asking me if I can dog-sit if they're both going to be out for a whole day. Got my in

I have two ladystudent neighbors (yes, they're hot) downstairs who have a gorgeous chocolate lab puppy that I see sometimes. Cutest damn thing there ever was, and she loves people.

Uh, duh, rolling up cigars made of $100 bills and smoking them when you fly your helicopter while wearing a bespoke suit and dumping buckets of little slips of paper that say, "Get a job, hippie" on impoverished mexican children.

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That's Supreme General Bespectacled Coffee House Marxist Plotter to you, sir. Soon, soon. You will see.

Ha, I have one one of those.

Fun with BBcode.

Nailed. It.

I heard you've been baiting more than one big prick while I was away. Ba-dum-tsh.

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I'll have you know that it was 60 days for jaywalking. Repeat offender here. Down with the police state!

WOP-Hoser?

Glad to be back. Good to see some things never change. OC is still a long-winded blowhard, DC Tom is still a prick, Duck Dodgers is still a moron, /dev/ is still a dork, you're still Canadian, and the posts in here are mostly by neo-con shills or leftist dumbshits. I love this place. In hiding. Not really. It's a long story. Not appropriate for this thread. Hardy-har-har, hoser.

She represented my District (the old NY-20) for a term. I supported her: Blue Dog, gun rights, the whole bit. She's re-elected in 2008, but then-Senator Clinton vacated her Senate seat and Gillibrand is appointed to replace her (you know that crafty vixen Hillary was behind that). It's been a hard slide left ever since.

I'm lame.

In Soviet Russia, sixpack drink you!

President: Johnson (Libertarian) Congress NY-19: Chris Gibson (Republican) Senate NY: Chris Edes (Libertarian). Couldn't hold my nose tight enough to vote for Wendy Long.

Cheers!

I ran with a few different crowds in high school, and as such have a bunch of different songs that don't really seem to fit together, but they really resonate with me: Transplants - "Diamonds and Guns" Sublime - "40oz. to Freedom" and "Santeria" T.I. - "Bring Em Out" ... My friend had this big cordless iHome that we'd carry off the bus when we arrived at our golf matches and my iPod would be hooked up playing this song Green Day - "Jesus of Suburbia" and "Basket Case" Violent Femmes - "Good Feeling" Nas - "Ether" Michael Jackson - "Billie Jean" The Who - Baba O'Reily Rush - "Prime Mover" The Gaslight Anthem - "Meet Me By the River's Edge" Foo Fighters - "Everlong" Unk - "2 Step (Remix)" And then pick any top 40 R&B/Hip-hop song from my four years in high school and I can probably recite every word of each one from the sheer amount of times they were played at parties. Oh, and can't forget: Cascada - Everytime We Touch