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Anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog should be drawn and quartered. That is all.

Alright, I'll bite; what's wrong with her?

I heard Wal-Mart still employs the elderly as greeters. NG, you up for that rigorous task?

WDST is awesome. I tune in whenever I'm driving in the Hudson Valley.

Tended bar for about a month at this bistro around these parts in between jobs last year. The owner/executive chef was an absolute prick. This normally wouldn't bother me, since all chefs are pricks, but this guy took the cake. The guy once came out of the kitchen in the middle of dinner service to dress down a waitress for something that was actually his fault. He micromanaged the hell out of everything, but did a really awful job at it. He would advertise a certain special drink for dinner on some nights without even checking to see if we had the stuff for it, and then I'd show up for dinner service and have to explain to him that he needed to either change it or run to the store to get what we needed. Oh, and I usually didn't find out about these "special drinks" until I got there, even if I called and asked earlier. On top of that, he made me wear a bow tie to work. A !@#$ing bow tie. And it couldn't be any bow tie, oh no. It had to be the faded clip-on one that they provided. !@#$ing !@#$. Anyway, I was in for a lunch service one day and a waitress called out. No big deal, I can help the other waitress run food, since the bar isn't too busy during lunch anyway. But then the place fills up all of a sudden. And none of our other waitresses are answering the phone since we're looking for someone to come in really quick and cover. Ok, whatever, I'll be a waiter too, I'm just gonna be running around a lot. Then the waitress that's there starts feeling weird, runs out the back and pukes all over the dumpster. So now I'm the only person working besides the kitchen staff. After about a half hour of this, owner/chef finally blows up on me. And I start laughing at him. He goes, "Why the !@#$ are you laughing, you piece of ****?!" and I say, "You forgot that today's my last day, didn't you?" So I pulled off that ****ty bow tie, tossed it at him, and walked out the back door. Probably left about $300 in tips sitting at the tables in there but it was worth it to see his face as him and two kitchen guys are left with about 40 people out front with no waitstaff. Started my new job the next week.

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Why? Apparently anyone he is interested in is fair game.

For the capital district folks: 88.3 WVCR.

If I'm a cop there it sounds to me like it's time to stand down completely. Maybe go on vacation.

15. What the hell kind of kitty-ass cars y'all driving?

1. Winston - Tampa Bay 2. Mariota - Tennessee 3. Cooper - Oakland 4. Gurley - San Diego 5. Hundley - San Diego Bonus - AJ Cann, South Carolina

Conversion therapy is retarded. That said, I see no reason to ban it outright. Shut down the places that commit child abuse? Yeah. But banning it outright? Nah.

Sniveling !@#$ing snake. The stark realities of the legal industry have been well-known to law schools since before the damn recession, as evidenced by many of them either inflating their employment outcome numbers (by things like school-funded positions that last just long enough for the graduates to report that they're employed in a JD-required position) or downright fabricating them.

Virginia was Catholic. And Billy was wrong. Catholic girls do not start late.

Alright, all jokes aside: If you're a faithful Christian presumably you aren't looking to bone until marriage. But if she's gonna think you're not spiritual enough or whatever because you like the Stones it probably won't work.

Hey plenz, is this what you liked so much about his talk?

No matter how hot she is, there's some man somewhere who's tired of her ****.

Perhaps much of the pro-life movement is myth, but it's hardly double-talk. The message and rationale for it are consistent and viable. On the pro-choice side of things, however, we hear things like, "It's not a human being. But just in case it is a human being, the mother should still have a right to choose to kill it."

Obfuscating and conflating language in the "pro-choice" camp is the rub. The entire movement reeks of double talk and myth. It should be added that I'm not claiming to know your exact views on the matter.

And there's the rub. Anyone who's been paying attention knows how the abortion conversation from the left has changed in the last 10 years. And that change is exactly why I am now pro-life.

Stop caring©

Exactly. And in the immortal words of the great sage Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.: "No mo' talkin', I'm walkin' and I'm poppin' the clip Glock on the hip, set-trippin', drippin' and ****, If you act like a b***h, you get smacked like a b***h."