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She looked highly !@#$able in that little black dress. Despite the chickenhawking and bible-thumping, Cruz came out and impressed me last night. Kasich was good, though I don't like him politically. Carson is sensible as hell, and brilliant. Rubio was impressive as well. Not impressed with: Jeb (no surprises there), Christie (when you lean that much on sophistry and sentimentalism, you look like an asshat), Trump (needs moar insults). Like others have said, Fiorina was killing it out there in the early debate. Nobody else looked like they belonged on stage.

The Bills don't exist in a vacuum. I'm not saying that we can't or won't beat the Phins (whose changes this offseason I largely consider a wash) and the Jets, but coming away with 3 wins out of those four games is going to be tougher than it was last year. Then there's the Pats**, Indy, Cincinnati, NYG, Cowgirls, and Chiefs, all of whom could easily end up with winning records this year. I'm hoping for ten or eleven wins this year, but I can't say that either of those totals are the floor. Unless you mean floor for what's acceptable. Playoffs or bust, baby

Can't wait to watch Trump just **** on everyone.

Q: Why is a new bride smiling as she's walked down the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blowjob.

Best idea here. She's his fiance; won't be happening much longer.

What kind of parenting is that? Lock them in the closet and strap them to a commode.

My hippie AP english lit teacher in high school had The Fountainhead on our required summer reading list. But she was at least as weird as she was hippie-ish.

You can tell by how those laws don't get passed.

I'm still trying to find a pre-revision copy of We the Living that isn't $300+. It's a rare book, but there's gotta be a sucker out there somewhere who doesn't know it...

Amen

Not you. He's a novelist. You know, a real writer.

Not to be confused with the Christian Science Museum in Boston.

The beer hall alone takes it miles away from Sam Adams. The Sam Adams tour is kind of geeky, and kind of a bore. Location too; Sam Adams is in Jamaica Plain, which isn't really Boston proper. Tasting session is better at Harpoon too.

If you only have time for one brewery tour, do Harpoon instead of Sam Adams.

Sheesh. My high school had a ****ty author and a boxer. Guess I'm **** out of luck.

I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. The bolded part is what gets me. Hiding the body is exactly what someone who knows that killing is wrong, or at least punishable, does.

It's not him. They credit a voice simulation software that he uses, but he didn't actually do the trailer.

I have nipples, SWAT. Can you milk me?

Anyone catch Mike and Mike this morning? Golic had a good monologue about Jerome Brown. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13352377

I'm in. Load up the party bus. Gettin' weird in the Finger Lakes.

Have you heard of Jeb Bush?

The Cuckservative Flag:

Perhaps not. But at least it's getting talked about.

If I had the time, I'd start a thread on every gripe but I can't take a sick day every day.