LeviF

Populism is the devil.

FTFY

I've had the complete opposite experience re: Jets vs. Giants fans. Giants fans are more level-headed and knowledgeable, it seems, while Jets fans are overgrown (wide, not tall) frat boys with no sense of football on a large scale.

Sergio won't be there long. Choke artist extraordinaire.

Alec Baldwin?

He half-breed.

I guess I'm in Giants country (518) and I really don't care much one way or another. It was fun watching them beat the Pats** a couple of times though.

I have to go with Buffalo Springfield or Chicago, if backing bands don't count. Boston follows a little behind. Aside from those, bands named after geographic places generally suck. Beirut is ok too I guess. Kinda weird for my taste.

Not sure if serious...

It falls under fair use.

I mean that was one possibility. But there are so many others! - He was homeless! Jesus wandered around with no place to sleep at night. Surely he wasn't wealthy enough to pay for some behemoth's meal. - He was the best fisherman, like, ever! - He left Judas hanging, why not her? Ha, ha, ha! I'm just kidding all these jokes are terrible but Leviticus just wasn't the way to go, homeboy.

Even if you weren't, you had a better joke sitting right there! Right there! Work extra? Pfffft. I'm a public servant.

So what you're saying is you want some advice?

Damn it all.

I take a half hour instead of an hour so I can leave earlier. I recognize that part of this is my fault.

What about her?

I don't have "Vice President" underneath my name on my business card. Also the closest one to my office is 15 minutes away.

I'm an equal-opportunity offender.

The Indian places around here only do buffet during lunch on weekdays

That's all well and good (I happen to disagree, this place is hilarious), but tossing around "RACIST!!!11!one!" doesn't encourage serious debate either.

Your inability to recognize someone having fun with something when you see it is uncanny. This guy gets it.

This brings up another issue. At least she included you in the decision (I'm assuming you'd been together long enough to know you were the biological father). I know a couple of guys who were blindsided by a decision like that (one of them was married to the woman, for heaven's sake).

Nobody has been able to tell me why inequality and "white privilege" are bad things. Nobody. Do they exist? Certainly. Would I be a fool not to take advantage? Absolutely.

Second on Aaron Rodgers. And then it's my FF team.

****, my family settled in Salem in the 1600's (yeah, that Salem). We probably helped conquer the savages native to this now-great land. I love my family's history.