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My bet is he'll be fine way before the opener and they're saying Week 1 just to keep him off of it until then.

These jokes suck. Stop it.

When it comes to the Bills, you do not want to reach "...your will be done..."

Buh-bye, Jared http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jared-fogle-plead-guilty-child-porn-charges-report-article-1.2329889

Gee, I can't imagine the reaction of high school senior boys in Alabama, "Oh parents, please don't force me into that den of undiversity!"

well played. How about this: Or anything else Zevon aside from "Werewolves of London."

I would go in on a kickstarter or something to see that film made. Wu-Tang > everyone

Many insist that being "color blind" is just a white defense mechanism to protect and maintain white supremacy.

Little three-part video with footage of the atomic bombs being loaded onto the planes, for you history nerds: Part II: Part III:

Jeez. Kid bet on himself (restructured his 5th year option guaranteed money into pay-as-you-go) and still couldn't get it together, allegedly. Goes way beyond football suspensions at this point.

Ooo yes! My favorite battle reenactment!

How will this thread contribute to the community, again?

She looked highly !@#$able in that little black dress. Despite the chickenhawking and bible-thumping, Cruz came out and impressed me last night. Kasich was good, though I don't like him politically. Carson is sensible as hell, and brilliant. Rubio was impressive as well. Not impressed with: Jeb (no surprises there), Christie (when you lean that much on sophistry and sentimentalism, you look like an asshat), Trump (needs moar insults). Like others have said, Fiorina was killing it out there in the early debate. Nobody else looked like they belonged on stage.

The Bills don't exist in a vacuum. I'm not saying that we can't or won't beat the Phins (whose changes this offseason I largely consider a wash) and the Jets, but coming away with 3 wins out of those four games is going to be tougher than it was last year. Then there's the Pats**, Indy, Cincinnati, NYG, Cowgirls, and Chiefs, all of whom could easily end up with winning records this year. I'm hoping for ten or eleven wins this year, but I can't say that either of those totals are the floor. Unless you mean floor for what's acceptable. Playoffs or bust, baby

Can't wait to watch Trump just **** on everyone.

Q: Why is a new bride smiling as she's walked down the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blowjob.

Best idea here. She's his fiance; won't be happening much longer.

What kind of parenting is that? Lock them in the closet and strap them to a commode.

My hippie AP english lit teacher in high school had The Fountainhead on our required summer reading list. But she was at least as weird as she was hippie-ish.

You can tell by how those laws don't get passed.

I'm still trying to find a pre-revision copy of We the Living that isn't $300+. It's a rare book, but there's gotta be a sucker out there somewhere who doesn't know it...

Amen

Not you. He's a novelist. You know, a real writer.

Not to be confused with the Christian Science Museum in Boston.