LeviF

I'll keep Uncle Joe in mind

Marriage hasn't changed so much as the rest of the world has. The internet made everything different. Everyone (read: young people) have more options than ever and more opportunities to exercise those options.

Are you actually an idiot or just pretend to be one on the internet?

Nope, and it's staying that way. But I have some friends who are married/have kids now and it's going fine for them so I don't knock it too much.

Cool to see that marriage rates are stabilizing. Still not getting married.

Yeah, it has, and I get the same reaction from most boomers so I don't expect you to buy it either. It's all good though.

Happy for you guys, but that **** just doesn't happen anymore. It's all changed. Hope y'all double those numbers.

I'd believe it. I forgot I could make a fake facebook and just put photos on from my phone. Hmm...

I may sign up for tinder again, but that also means having facebook again so maybe not. Haven't really been out a lot lately, time to get back in the saddle I guess. Just haven't been in the mood to try the last six months.

Mark, hear anything about "The Hero?" I think it was released last month but I didn't see it in the June thread. Thinking of going to see it this week as my "I'm alone in a movie theater" monthly event.

Thanks for the daily reminder to never get married.

Some of my favorite memories of my grandfather are him bringing me to the VFW bar when I was very young. He'd get me a 7-up and he'd drink a couple of buds and shoot the **** and tell stories with the other vets. He didn't tell stories like that around a lot of other people so I got to hear a lot of cool stuff about the Korean War and it helped teach me how to respect and socialize with the older generations.

I mean I was laughing about it shortly after.

Well you just dragged up a memory. Was at a graduation party after my junior year of high school. The folks hosting had a pool, so swimming was done. Hanging out by the bonfire while doing some underage drinking and talking to this girl I'd started to move in on. I was half facing her, half facing the fire and standing. She was sitting and had turned away from the fire to face me. Unbeknownst to either of us, a friend of mine who is known for various shenanigans of the embarrassing type was sneaking around the fire behind me. Now, back then, for whatever reason, many young men wore underwear under their swim trunks. I was not one of them. I hung loose under there because I preferred it and I dried out faster. I wasn't nearly drunk enough to not be embarrassed by what followed: my friend ripped my swim trunks straight down to my ankles. I was shirtless, so effectively completely naked, and my meat and potatoes are directly in front of this girl's face. Thankfully I had dried out and warmed up by then, but lordy did I turn red.

See? It does make you go blind.

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Yuenglings while golfing, Brooklyn Summer cans the rest of the day/night. Cracked the first lager at 10:00. Belated happy 4th, everyone! Why the !@#$ am I at work?

The opening to Casino Royale was excellent; great start to the "new" James Bond. Also the opening to American Beauty.

Thanks, killjoy. Sheesh

Why do you think gugny suggested it?

If the DA is smart, he pleads her down to a violation and prays that the story dies.

Or he's commissioning NG to come up with a chemical that makes Florida women act out sexually, thus giving him even more "would ya" stories to post!

Did you know about it before he did? Congrats, NG!

Hacked. Uhhh-huh, sure, buddy.

On the other hand, they'd be closer to you. Win some/lose some. I'm in, mesh Speedo optional.