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LeviF

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  1. I mean I was laughing about it shortly after.
  2. Well you just dragged up a memory. Was at a graduation party after my junior year of high school. The folks hosting had a pool, so swimming was done. Hanging out by the bonfire while doing some underage drinking and talking to this girl I'd started to move in on. I was half facing her, half facing the fire and standing. She was sitting and had turned away from the fire to face me. Unbeknownst to either of us, a friend of mine who is known for various shenanigans of the embarrassing type was sneaking around the fire behind me. Now, back then, for whatever reason, many young men wore underwear under their swim trunks. I was not one of them. I hung loose under there because I preferred it and I dried out faster. I wasn't nearly drunk enough to not be embarrassed by what followed: my friend ripped my swim trunks straight down to my ankles. I was shirtless, so effectively completely naked, and my meat and potatoes are directly in front of this girl's face. Thankfully I had dried out and warmed up by then, but lordy did I turn red.
  3. See? It does make you go blind.
  4. Remember, Service Guarantees Citizenship! Would you like to know more?
  5. Yuenglings while golfing, Brooklyn Summer cans the rest of the day/night. Cracked the first lager at 10:00. Belated happy 4th, everyone! Why the !@#$ am I at work?
  6. The opening to Casino Royale was excellent; great start to the "new" James Bond. Also the opening to American Beauty.
  7. Why do you think gugny suggested it?
  8. If the DA is smart, he pleads her down to a violation and prays that the story dies.
  9. Or he's commissioning NG to come up with a chemical that makes Florida women act out sexually, thus giving him even more "would ya" stories to post!
  10. Did you know about it before he did? Congrats, NG!
  11. Hacked. Uhhh-huh, sure, buddy.
  12. On the other hand, they'd be closer to you. Win some/lose some. I'm in, mesh Speedo optional.
  13. Jeez, I haven't played in years. Video games fell by the wayside somewhere along the way. Might have to scrounge around for my Civ IV disc so I can install it again.
  14. I like visiting, I would hate living there. Even after a couple of days the place starts rubbing me the wrong way.
  15. Do you have any idea what it takes to create the NFL's schedule every year? The guys and the computer that do it have a lot bigger things to worry about than putting Bills/Sabres home games in the same weekend. Edited to add: and in any case, the Bills have two home games in September and two in October.
  16. Damn Republicans messing with state borders. Small government, my foot!
  17. I'm not writing you off entirely but consider that you can't do anything to these people until they say/do something illegal. Then consider a situation like Ruby Ridge. Then consider the sheer manpower it takes to monitor those watch lists and that without 24/7 eyes-on surveillance you can't possibly stop something like this from happening every time. Then consider that some successes of these programs may not be made public.
  18. Funny enough, that's what I hate about Guitar Center. They're understaffed to begin with, and essentially ignore you unless you're coming in with bells and whistles on. God forbid something with breasts walks in at any point, you're totally SOL then. I've gone in there for sticks in a pinch and actually had to look around for an opportunity to check out. Could have walked out with all kinds of gear if I were the sort.
  19. Not Parkway? Heretic!
  20. To be fair, lots of MT residents vote early, and you can't change those votes. Also to be fair, that sniveling reporter probably deserved it. What a kitty, bitching about your glasses breaking instead of hitting back.
  21. Not when they're hamstrung by their pantywaist politicians. Say what you want about the current state of political affairs in the USA, but ICE can actually do their job again. ERO officers couldn't care less about people crying "racism."
  22. Yep, it's everything you never wanted to know about turning a traffic violation into a felony.
  23. That's what ends up happening a lot of the time. The one I'm going to link to below is instructive, though the guy doesn't get tased. The cop doesn't really do much until he's got significant backup (off camera). Normally it's just good protocol, but cops have to be extra careful around these folks as they often escalate to shooting LEOs.
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