I'm more handsome than he is.
And I will! And for your information, my therapist thinks that I compensate for the lack of a stable home life growing up by engaging in toxic serial monogamy practices using apps like tinder and bumble and...hey, waaaaiiiiit a second. You're talking about my penis, aren't you? I'll admit it's probably very hard to see from the lofty perch that your extremely high intellect sets you upon. Well done.