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Eh, I always look at the Rotten Tomatoes percentages (critic scores, not user scores usually) in the context of what kind of movie it's supposed to be. Paddington 2 has 100%, but that's holding it up to other kids' movies. So take Jumanji (76%). The critics aren't saying it's good compared to, say, Citizen Kane, but that it's generally good against other silly action comedies geared towards younger audiences. Also yeah Karen Gillan is hot.

I've conveniently worked out my schedule so that I'll be starting a four-hour drive around 6:30 that evening.

At least BATFEces agents only shoot dogs now.

Oh I see. YOU THINK THE NEPHEW OF OUR LORD JIM KELLY OWNS A COMMIE GAT????

You think John Elway owns a commie gat? Please

I just remembered The Gasm at Se-Port Deli in Port Jefferson. My god.

!@#$ING THANK YOU FINALLY

No, they wouldn't. Because it would have been buried even if it had come out (which, it wouldn't have).

This cracked me up. I'm imagining Chef's voice from South Park.

lol no. The cult of dog has gone way too far. My friends have a dog who doesn't go in the kitchen, as she's not allowed to. That's the right idea.

Lindsey Graham switches around so much I'm surprised his head is still attached. On a related note, in a sane society Lindsay Graham would have been dragged into the public square with a black hood over his head long ago. I mean seriously, you trust a guy who looks like this?

Gee, and who would want immigrants to go out and vote more? It's almost like somebody leaked this information for a reason. Gosh!

They're probably about as likely to vote for him as they were before.

Yeah, more ERO officers. Forward!

Jewelry store security. One of the nice stores. Hardly ever any trouble and you get paid decently.

Even when I don't know I'm getting my picture taken I manage to get my face away from the camera. Charging Buffalo hoodie right in the middle https://jaguars.fancam.com/20180107/?atv=-5.9267150592295055&ath=-164.49761965269596&fov=1.6124919541036302&scene=main&lang=en

FTFY

Go to a rally. I hear tiki torches are great for atmosphere.

Finished with $280 in winnings this year. Not too shabby.

The Favre. A bold move to be sure.

The Steelers came a refshair away from beating them. I think they can do it.

Got a Bills flag? So who wants to meet up elsewhere

Or it needs people with the IQ necessary to recognize sarcasm (like 85 or so).

The fact that you're too stupid to realize that's actually an insult makes me want to remove 26CB from the running.