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All I've really seen of him this season was that bowl game against Georgia State, and his offensive line wasn't doing him many favors. I'm not sure he's ever been under center.

Recycling centers take steel, so my used razors go in a little blade bank I have and then when it's full I drop them at the center. I think even the hipsters at Christian colleges have beards now, especially the Calvinists. I guess you're shooting for BYU hipster, but they can't drink coffee or alcohol so I'm not sure that works.

I can pretty safely say I think you're the only person to call me a hipster. Boyst still thinks I'm 12 so no beard.

Expos? What? Oh you mean the Nationals. Got it.

Safety razor, good shave soap, badger hair brush, Personna Red Pack Israeli blades. Never look back.

You want a hot take? Folks, this is a mother!@#$in hot take.

This is quality shitposting right here. Well done, mate.

I'll be there. It's gugny's turn to pay, right?

I'm extremely fond of Phantom Thread, but I don't think it'll get a lot of love on awards night, despite probably being Daniel Day-Lewis' last film.

Who?

I'll give you the first two. Wacky Joe Flacky I do not give you.

Just say no. Tony Romo and Air McNair notwithstanding, I'm very wary of QBs that have really only seen FCS competition. And honestly, Lauletta hasn't even been lights out at that level.

Eh, I always look at the Rotten Tomatoes percentages (critic scores, not user scores usually) in the context of what kind of movie it's supposed to be. Paddington 2 has 100%, but that's holding it up to other kids' movies. So take Jumanji (76%). The critics aren't saying it's good compared to, say, Citizen Kane, but that it's generally good against other silly action comedies geared towards younger audiences. Also yeah Karen Gillan is hot.

I've conveniently worked out my schedule so that I'll be starting a four-hour drive around 6:30 that evening.

At least BATFEces agents only shoot dogs now.

Oh I see. YOU THINK THE NEPHEW OF OUR LORD JIM KELLY OWNS A COMMIE GAT????

You think John Elway owns a commie gat? Please

I just remembered The Gasm at Se-Port Deli in Port Jefferson. My god.

!@#$ING THANK YOU FINALLY

No, they wouldn't. Because it would have been buried even if it had come out (which, it wouldn't have).

This cracked me up. I'm imagining Chef's voice from South Park.

lol no. The cult of dog has gone way too far. My friends have a dog who doesn't go in the kitchen, as she's not allowed to. That's the right idea.

Lindsey Graham switches around so much I'm surprised his head is still attached. On a related note, in a sane society Lindsay Graham would have been dragged into the public square with a black hood over his head long ago. I mean seriously, you trust a guy who looks like this?

Gee, and who would want immigrants to go out and vote more? It's almost like somebody leaked this information for a reason. Gosh!