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Every gun law is an infringement on my rights. If every gun law is an infringement, any gun-grabbing movement is extreme. Literally every gun law passed in Congress since 1934 only goes to show that gun control advocates will never stop. A two year wait and a $200 fee to get an SBR. Same thing for a suppressor. "Assault weapon" bans. Magazine capacity restrictions. Give me a !@#$ing break. Gun-grabbers won't stop until all you can own is a single shot muzzleloader, and then they'll come for that.

Meaningful or not, it demonstrates that there are people, American citizens (probably), who do want the government to come for our guns. And yet all I hear from gun-grabbers is "nobody wants to ban all guns." SJWs. Always. Lie.

And those signs that say "repeal the 2nd?"

The South. Mississippi is the fattest state. Tennessee is 3. Arkansas is 4. Louisiana is 5. According to a 2014 study by the CDC the average American man is 5'9.2" and 195.7lbs. The BMI of the "average man" is then 28.7. Same study puts the average American woman 5'3.7" and 168.5lbs. The BMI of the "average woman" is then 29.2.

Hey remember when LA Grant, gator, Shady et al. told us that "nobody is coming for your guns you paranoid lunatics." You guys want to own up to those lies now or later?

How about "you don't turn your wife in if she doesn't try to beat the **** out of you."

Lots of stupid **** while driving as a teenager. One such example led to me finally crashing head-on into a Lincoln Navigator while we were both going about 70. Crushed my car in half and managed to live.

I am going on vacation essentially a good day at school today so that we have a meeting tomorrow night at biergarten with you on Monday to get a hold me and my family is in the mail. Biergarten was a fun surprise.

Can we move this to PPP yet? Apparently it's not football related.

Good for him

I read that twice and still don't know what happened.

I remember Kazaam with Shaq. I hope that didn't actually happen.

Oh I believe you, no need to out yourself or your family haha I just had no idea that seizure disorders are more prevalent in folks with down syndrome.

I remember the raisins having sunglasses in the commercials. My grandfather used to eat raisin bran just about every morning and I don't remember the sun having sunglasses though.

In all seriousness I didn't know seizures came with down syndrome. Unless he's got a seizure disorder on top of the chromosomal condition. But yeah I was definitely more talking about putting a blunt up to a one year old's lips.

Memories are really finicky and we don't have a good understanding of them. Little things can throw them off, like playing that game Telephone but with yourself throughout your lifetime.

I do. I chalk it up to being dumb and doing too much Ketamine. The Berenstain bears one is the one that hit me hardest. I loved those damn bears and could have sworn it was Berenstein. Chalk that one up to having a limited understanding of how surnames aren't always spelled like they sound when I was 4.

How good is (s)he at rolling blunts?

I always knew there were several moon landings, learned that pretty early on in school. Apollo 13 was supposed to be one too, before they had the explosion. The Jif/Jiffy thing is pretty easy to explain, as far as these things go. Jiffy is a corn muffin mix, there were commercials for it and everything and it's another thing lots of people probably saw in the pantry as a kid, right next to Jif. Memories are funny like that.

If you've got a doctor willing to prescribe marijuana to a 1 year old I've got a state disciplinary board to refer them to.

Black coffee and two cigarettes.

Because you're awful and should feel awful.

Not missed, more like ignored until I could no longer suffer this ignominy at your ignant hands. Even if I was the only one who still understood the reference.

Mandatory: !@#$ you OC, scarves are damn useful and some of the greatest men this planet has had the privilege of seeing have worn them.