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Lots of stupid **** while driving as a teenager. One such example led to me finally crashing head-on into a Lincoln Navigator while we were both going about 70. Crushed my car in half and managed to live.

I am going on vacation essentially a good day at school today so that we have a meeting tomorrow night at biergarten with you on Monday to get a hold me and my family is in the mail. Biergarten was a fun surprise.

Can we move this to PPP yet? Apparently it's not football related.

Good for him

I read that twice and still don't know what happened.

I remember Kazaam with Shaq. I hope that didn't actually happen.

Oh I believe you, no need to out yourself or your family haha I just had no idea that seizure disorders are more prevalent in folks with down syndrome.

I remember the raisins having sunglasses in the commercials. My grandfather used to eat raisin bran just about every morning and I don't remember the sun having sunglasses though.

In all seriousness I didn't know seizures came with down syndrome. Unless he's got a seizure disorder on top of the chromosomal condition. But yeah I was definitely more talking about putting a blunt up to a one year old's lips.

Memories are really finicky and we don't have a good understanding of them. Little things can throw them off, like playing that game Telephone but with yourself throughout your lifetime.

I do. I chalk it up to being dumb and doing too much Ketamine. The Berenstain bears one is the one that hit me hardest. I loved those damn bears and could have sworn it was Berenstein. Chalk that one up to having a limited understanding of how surnames aren't always spelled like they sound when I was 4.

How good is (s)he at rolling blunts?

I always knew there were several moon landings, learned that pretty early on in school. Apollo 13 was supposed to be one too, before they had the explosion. The Jif/Jiffy thing is pretty easy to explain, as far as these things go. Jiffy is a corn muffin mix, there were commercials for it and everything and it's another thing lots of people probably saw in the pantry as a kid, right next to Jif. Memories are funny like that.

If you've got a doctor willing to prescribe marijuana to a 1 year old I've got a state disciplinary board to refer them to.

Black coffee and two cigarettes.

Because you're awful and should feel awful.

Not missed, more like ignored until I could no longer suffer this ignominy at your ignant hands. Even if I was the only one who still understood the reference.

Mandatory: !@#$ you OC, scarves are damn useful and some of the greatest men this planet has had the privilege of seeing have worn them.

I had two friends I was very close with growing up. We still live in the same general area. These two were as close as brothers. One of them had a fiancée. Who had an affair with the other friend. Needless to say the former fiancée and other guy are completely cut out of my life. That all being said, I think it depends on the circumstances.

American socialists: disarm the proletariat! Only rich people should have guns! https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/5103

I remember my first trip down the K-hole. Friggin' amateur.

This is how LEO's are trained now. Pursue the shooter, put rounds on the shooter. That is what stops mass shootings. That last bit of the quote is telling. Training says that a mass shooter is likely to off themselves if an officer engages and puts rounds on them. They aren't looking for a fight. They're looking for victims.

I live four blocks from the TU. If you (or anyone else) want to have a beer first round is on me.

I'm trusting the process. I think a lot of people assume that the trade up to 12 was to put us in a better position to get into the top 5, and that's probably true, but it's also not necessarily the case. I don't see the Giants moving their pick until they're on the clock. If Cleveland takes anyone but Barkley I think the Giants stand pat and take him. I also think now that the Jets have traded up and there's a real chance that there are 2 QBs gone by the time Cleveland picks again at 4, Cleveland will feel more pressure to draft a QB at 1. As it stands my top 5 looks like this: 1. CLE - Darnold 2. NYG - Barkley 3. NYJ - Mayfield 4. CLE - Chubb 5. DEN - Rosen Admittedly Denver is the wildcard there. It's hard to tell exactly how comfortable they are with Case Keenum. I think they'd be stupid not to take a QB at some point, but is top 5 really where they want to do it?

And now you're just calling a spade a spade?