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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

I find Islamic Anger® more tiresome than White Male Anger®. But I assume you don't share that sentiment.

My buddy bought a fake Rolex just to see if it was all it was cracked up to be. Second hand rotates smoothly. Not sure where the movement was made but he noticed it gets about thirty seconds off after a few weeks.

I'm just talkin truth. Real Gs will appreciate

Does anybody actually read the thread body? The perception of success is what Kirby is going for. So (expensive) brand recognition is important. Like it or not, unless you're a watch enthusiast or avid GQ reader the name "Breitling" isn't going to impress you. If Kirby's meeting with 70 year old men...sure go for a classic like an Omega or something. Don't want anything too flashy then. For everyone else it's names that come up in rap songs, like it or not. Same with cars.

Most of the people here are missing the point. If you're going to wear a watch to impress the most people, it doesn't need to be a good timekeeper. It needs to shout "MONEY LIVES HERE!" to as many people as possible. Rolex, Cartier, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton do the trick for this. Rolex is the obvious first choice as it hits the trifecta of status symbol, retained value, and excellent timekeeping.

Wow, one head-scratcher that doesn't go the pats** way. So sad. Has everyone forgotten that Clete was last years AFCCG ref too? Didn't hear the excuses when the patsies** were matched up against the Jags

Nah, she's tied up in the basement. She complains a lot ("please let me go, I won't tell anyone, blah blah blah") but my girlfriend really doesn't want her in the bed.

If the restriction is limited only to magazines then 6 and 8-shot revolvers would still be fine. But yeah it's retarded.

I'll enjoy watching heads explode when Saban retires and Dabo jumps ship to take the 'Bama job.

His brother won the David Binn Award this year too, which goes to the best long snapper in college football. It's a family affair.

Depending on when it is I'll definitely be eyeing it as my road game.

Making a porn star pay him for sleeping with her.

I'm split between the Chargers and the Colts. It'd be cool to see the Rams get one too I guess.

My point with the reference was that there are many churches where you do hear it, when you claimed that you don't. The idea that Christianity or the Bible have nothing to offer in this situation is laughable at best.

Weird run-on sentences aside, what's your point? TYTT stated that adults need to be responsible and you respond with...some adults aren't that responsible? Also, Leviticus 18.

I just had a great idea for a parody thread: "Anyone peg?"

Now I'm pissed I'm not going to the game. Much love.

A pro-choice, anti-2A "moderate." Kasich can suck a fat one.

Spoiler: Brits and co. win. "They Shall Not Grow Old." Where's the documentary about your life, @plenzmd1? "They Long Ago Grew Old?"

There are several posters that have been active in the TBD community going back to the 90's but due to migration issues their accounts only go back to 2001.

They just want to be loved by you

You think so? I hated it. Most of the lines inserted for levity seemed ill-timed and sometimes just plain out of place. I thought the pacing sucked too. Plus nothing really drew me in. No real drama, nobody really likable. And what the hell was that ending?

I don't have a comprehensive definition, but if you're ripping a bong before you shower and shave in the morning, you're a pothead.