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Because the Pats** will turn him into a dink and dunk master like they did Brady and he'll be fast tracked for the HOF.

SNL

First, consider the source. Cowherd is a blowhard. However, if his wife wanted to go elsewhere I think Russell would follow her around like the whipped fool that he is. His ability to repeatedly take public humiliation over her without really saying anything is indicative of his inability to take proper control over his life.

Yeah, the San Diego Fleet can definitely compete with the NFL.

Gugny might be able to reach my solar plexus without assistance. Might.

I try to get a call into WGR every time I'm day drunk. Maybe everyone else has the same idea.

Quality Post. Made a couple of edits to increase truthiness of said post. Revolvers are generally more accurate than semi autos, but I like capacity and quick reloads. Shooting a revolver is a lot of fun.

They jam a lot. They belong in the era they were invented in.

John Lennon was a turd and, if his solo career is any indication, he held The Beatles back. Stones > Beatles. Nirvana was trash. Destiny intervened; Cobain offed himself and freed Dave Grohl to do great things with music. Nevermind is horribly overrated. In fact, grunge music kind of sucks generally. 2pac > Biggie. Helps that he's still alive. 1911s suck. Everyone needs a good punch to the jaw at least once in their lives.

I walk to work. About 15 minutes each way. I kind of like it, clears my head.

Had a friend who bought a car sight unseen. Went to pick it up only to realize it was a stick...and he had never driven stick before. With a little coaching from one of the mechanics he limped it to an empty parking lot and taught himself well enough over the next hour or so.

There isn't an amount that would do it. You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em skinny.

Gun control is just another in a long line of policies leftists love that has roots in racism. Shocking, I know.

Dad taught me how to drive manual. My road test was on the road, through the mean streets of Catskill, NY. Don't have a manual transmission car myself now, but I do have to dust off those skills once in a while for work.

Because historically speaking, aside from a rigged SB III, the Jets and Bills have suffered similar levels of misery.

Pretty sure all the recently joining Jets fans are leagues worse.

It's funny because Denver's mascot is a horse but also John Elway looks like a horse.

Oh good, I was wondering what I should do tonight.

***** gets censored.

I deal with dirtbags every day. Hazard of my profession. I'm not a dirtbag but my friends say I was a bully in high school and, to be honest, I'm still kind of a Richard cranium. Also have a significant amount of redneck running through my veins, for what it's worth.

Your moronic generalizations aside, I will acknowledge this - I've seen little, if any, acknowledgement by my various instructors that, in a country where the 2nd Amendment exists, the presence of a firearm, in and of itself, does not constitute a threat. That said, common sense could have ruled the day in this story. If you're a civilian, your gun is for your safety and the safety of your loved ones. Don't be a hero, and do what uniforms and badges tell you to do. This was practically beat into us at academy.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Gugny

Teachers should be afforded the same accommodations for their right to bear arms as everyone else. Universally arming teachers? Silly. Universally denying them their natural rights? Unconscionable.

Re: Breitling, guess I'm not paying enough attention. Calculator watch. ***** love nerds now and it signals your income potential as an engineer.