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Here comes the "random" drug test.

I didn't see Aaron Rodgers anywhere on that list.

Sounds equal parts paranoid and controlling. I don't entirely blame him for the paranoia, but guess what? Your son is a round 1 NFL draft prospect. You're gonna have the media sniffing around. If you want the story to reflect well on you, it's up to you in large part to sell yourself.

What happened to The Wire avi???

Make no mistake: the restrictions on our God-given right to bear arms have always been about keeping guns out of the hands of the poor working class and minorities.

Seasons one and two are some of the best TV I've ever seen. Seasons three and four were pandering nonsense. The remaining seasons have some great episodes but overall are pretty "meh."

"bUt wE nEeDeD a wAr tO eNd sLaVeRy!!!!11!!one" Forget the fact that a society without slavery is a completely novel idea, when considered in the context of human history, or that slavery persists to this day in many parts of the world. But yeah, evil America and their fight to end slavery. Booooooo

When people ask me the state of TBD, I'm gonna point to this thread. Morons. (Not you Sen, you're cool)

What trade partners are we going to find coming up from 32?

It's never going to end. Forget that this song satirizes racism, if it offends one double-digit IQ snowflake, it must go and so must everyone and everything associated with it. Because their feelings are more important than history and culture.

In for Nashville, definite. In for Giants, most likely. Originally was planning for the Jets game at Metlife but it being the first game of the season kind of killed that for me. I hate Jets fans enough when they're hopeless, but at the beginning of the year they're downright insufferable.

Not great but a million times better than the cancer progressing.

It's awesome. This man went through a physical and emotional hell the last ten years (some of it of his own making, yes) that would break 99.9 percent of men. Instead he's on top of the world again. 19 suddenly doesn't feel so far away.

The West has fallen.

Drugs are almost always a factor in cases like this.

Snipe hunt! Since @BringBackFergy and @Gugny won't be there I'll be attending.

I don't get why people in the media get so butthurt over stuff like that. You're trying to be a pro at a game that you love. I understand that the media kind of comes with the territory but you can't expect every pro to have the same opinions and attitudes about that. Rory has been playing really good golf recently, depending on how the weekend goes he still has a shot, though an outside one at this point. I put some money on Brooks and some on Rickie (love that kid). Koepka just seemingly doesn't care about anything except majors, so I wasn't put off by some of his early performances this year.

No and no.

My buddy actually got me a Josh Allen jersey for my birthday (a bunch of us went to Buffalo for the weekend after Thanksgiving, which is when my birthday fell). It's the first jersey I've worn in a very long time. He's a Jets fan and I'm trying to figure out if I can stomach getting him a Darnold jersey this year for when we all take the trip to NJ.

How dare you, she's married! But yeah I'd take a run at her event horizon. Alas, she's smart, so she'd never go for me.

Re: Marsha vs Aaron debate Fun facts! Marsha in his 6 Super Bowl wins: 24.0ppg / 2.09 points per drive Aaron in his 7 playoff losses: 24.6ppg / 2.39 points per drive Pats** defenses in 6 Super Bowl wins: 19.2ppg / 1.64 points allowed per drive Packers defenses in Aaron's 7 playoff losses: 35.4ppg / 3.35 points allowed per drive This is obviously a limited picture but Belichick is ridiculous. Absolutely stifles the NFC's best (with exceptions in the Carolina and Atlanta Super Bowls, which they won anyway, and the loss to the Eagles in what ended up being a shootout). This includes the Warner-led Rams, both losses to the Giants, and holding a very potent 2018 Rams offense to 3 (three!) points in a title game. Meanwhile the Packers defense regularly folds like a table with a 300lb Bills fan thrown through it.

One of my favorite lines I ever heard: "You're not nearly hot enough to have this ***** of a personality."

Being a suburb, Orchard Park has far fewer options for lodging than Buffalo proper. That said, it's really fun to stay in Buffalo. Make a couple of the non-Bills fans DD for the game and uber around the rest of the weekend. I like being downtown or in Allentown, but even if you're uptown a bit it's easy to get to bars/restaurants via uber/lyft. Twelve is a lot, so it might be tough to find an airbnb with enough beds for all of you. You can find some places where the owners own two or three houses on the same street and rent them all out, but it may just be easier to get a block of rooms at a hotel.

Wrap, tap, and bail. Leave a burner number if she's really insistent. Then pray you don't see her at the bar again.