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Not great but a million times better than the cancer progressing.

It's awesome. This man went through a physical and emotional hell the last ten years (some of it of his own making, yes) that would break 99.9 percent of men. Instead he's on top of the world again. 19 suddenly doesn't feel so far away.

The West has fallen.

Drugs are almost always a factor in cases like this.

Snipe hunt! Since @BringBackFergy and @Gugny won't be there I'll be attending.

I don't get why people in the media get so butthurt over stuff like that. You're trying to be a pro at a game that you love. I understand that the media kind of comes with the territory but you can't expect every pro to have the same opinions and attitudes about that. Rory has been playing really good golf recently, depending on how the weekend goes he still has a shot, though an outside one at this point. I put some money on Brooks and some on Rickie (love that kid). Koepka just seemingly doesn't care about anything except majors, so I wasn't put off by some of his early performances this year.

No and no.

My buddy actually got me a Josh Allen jersey for my birthday (a bunch of us went to Buffalo for the weekend after Thanksgiving, which is when my birthday fell). It's the first jersey I've worn in a very long time. He's a Jets fan and I'm trying to figure out if I can stomach getting him a Darnold jersey this year for when we all take the trip to NJ.

How dare you, she's married! But yeah I'd take a run at her event horizon. Alas, she's smart, so she'd never go for me.

Re: Marsha vs Aaron debate Fun facts! Marsha in his 6 Super Bowl wins: 24.0ppg / 2.09 points per drive Aaron in his 7 playoff losses: 24.6ppg / 2.39 points per drive Pats** defenses in 6 Super Bowl wins: 19.2ppg / 1.64 points allowed per drive Packers defenses in Aaron's 7 playoff losses: 35.4ppg / 3.35 points allowed per drive This is obviously a limited picture but Belichick is ridiculous. Absolutely stifles the NFC's best (with exceptions in the Carolina and Atlanta Super Bowls, which they won anyway, and the loss to the Eagles in what ended up being a shootout). This includes the Warner-led Rams, both losses to the Giants, and holding a very potent 2018 Rams offense to 3 (three!) points in a title game. Meanwhile the Packers defense regularly folds like a table with a 300lb Bills fan thrown through it.

One of my favorite lines I ever heard: "You're not nearly hot enough to have this ***** of a personality."

Being a suburb, Orchard Park has far fewer options for lodging than Buffalo proper. That said, it's really fun to stay in Buffalo. Make a couple of the non-Bills fans DD for the game and uber around the rest of the weekend. I like being downtown or in Allentown, but even if you're uptown a bit it's easy to get to bars/restaurants via uber/lyft. Twelve is a lot, so it might be tough to find an airbnb with enough beds for all of you. You can find some places where the owners own two or three houses on the same street and rent them all out, but it may just be easier to get a block of rooms at a hotel.

Wrap, tap, and bail. Leave a burner number if she's really insistent. Then pray you don't see her at the bar again.

This is heresy Haikus are for dickless fish Not my huge man crush

Pics?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly. Highly unfortunate, but the name doesn't change.

There's a hotel near one of the spots I often have to be that has a great lobby bathroom that they let my coworkers and me use. Actual doors on the stalls, no gaps, couple of hooks to hang gear, and always clean.

I consider it part of my job responsibilities to find the best places to poop in public while on the clock. I then share this information with my coworkers.

There are CNN sports anchors?

The best of the 55 year old men maybe. And then only the ones that have children already.

Lol. Single for ten years. Does anyone here actually believe she has had no suitors in that time? Let's face it, her problem isn't men not "stepping up," it's that she believes a 43 year old single mother deserves better than she actually does.

I was actually there after the show. Figured you'd be getting the kid home though.

Even a bachelor workaholic can toss his socks in the launder (source: me).

She needs to clean her damn room. Is that a pair of tongs at the bottom? JFC

That sounds fun. In the future I'd like to do something similar with some old American muscle. No land currently though.