LeviF

Take it from me here, man. Your take is bad.

This x10000000000 I eat low carb high fat, generally lots of meat, fish, eggs, and dairy with fresh fruits and vegetables as small sides. I'm in good shape and test at the top of my job's physical fitness evals every year. I have a friend that's vegetarian and eats eggs and cheese (no fish). He's an ironman. Very low body fat %. I have another friend that eats your standard chicken/white rice/broccoli basically every day. Gym guy, good muscle mass and cuts down impressively in the summer. Three very different diets but we're all in good shape. That's because the human body has adapted to tolerate and excel with multiple kinds of diets. What we have in common is we don't eat ultra-processed garbage that causes us to be hungry again two hours later, so we don't rack up huge calorie counts by grazing six meals worth of energy every day. Oh, and we aren't vegan. Because that's a diet that humans can't flourish in.

It ain't Pellegrino soda but it'll do.

Lo-carb and very crushable. And at 5%abv not terrible for trying to get a buzz.

This is incorrect. Light beer will always have a place. You even see some micro-breweries making light beers now. Bland tasting? Yeah that might slowly die off. But a cheap 30 rack is a godsend to the tailgater/BBQ-er who wants to share and doesn't want to be hungover by 2:00pm.

Dude got put away for murder recently. Guess he got a taste and just couldn't look back.

Women initiate 70% of divorces in the United States. It's estimated that 10% of us are wrong about who we think our biological father is.

Hmm. I had to think about this one. I tend to use "bring" when I'm adding something to the situation, "I'm bringing potato salad to the cookout." I use "take" when I'm subtracting something from the situation, "I'm taking my leftover potato salad home from the cookout." "Bring to" vs. "take from." I wonder if there's an actual rule associated with that. Or maybe I'm wrong

One of the areas where devout Christians have made strides in music (rather than simply "making rock and roll worse" as so eloquently stated by Hank Hill) is in the hardcore/metalcore/metal area. See Demon Hunter, Zao, August Burns Red, Extol, among others. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if some of these bands made the "devil's music" list on sound/imagery alone.

So is it as good now as it was back then?

Perhaps that's another similarity he and I have. He was awfully pale...

Mahler was great. Bach was excellent as well. I'm a Liszt guy all the way though. Perhaps that's because he and I share traits like having large hands and being strikingly handsome

Honestly I'd put McCartney over Lennon as far as composition goes. I realize we get three extra decades of McCartney work but still. But no, I can't say I can think of anyone in the modern genres that can compare to the great orchestral composers. But I also think it isn't a comparison that should be attempted.

Stop confusing me with Rob's House. I'm not edumacated enough to be a law-yer.

Why is it that when he starts a thread that's supposed to contain rants, @Joe in Winslow instead crafts the OP to be basically the same as a pet peeve thread? Does he not understand what a rant is? A rant is a goddamn tirade, an abusive, long, angry speech of criticism. But what does he give us? Some compact complaint about the morons that he works with, as if that's not a direct indictment of him as simply another representative of the same hiring pool. Double dumbass on him for not only the self-indictment, but also doubling down with an ill-titled thread. And the results of this ill-titled thread? Exactly ONE ***** RANT from ONE QUALITY POSTER. That's it. The rest of them I could cut and paste into the pet peeves thread, but I won't because they're shitposters. ***** you, Joe. *****. You.

I wish I had thought of this before, but you need to leave a yelp review for the shop that simply reads, "this guy ran off with my wife." But give it like two stars.

She "felt cute" in that outfit??? JFC how delusional can you get?

@Sig1Hunter

Story about LBJ: During a press conference, a reporter called out to LBJ and asked him why the US was still in Vietnam. According to legend, LBJ undid his fly and pulled out his manhood, stating "THIS is why!" Supposedly LBJ was hung like a donkey and named his member "Jumbo."

Equal rights, equal fights. My contribution:

You have a strange understanding of the word "upgrade."

I submit "Caught Up In You" by 38 Special. Fight me, nerds

It's "semper reformanda."