LeviF

Need to move to a free country and keep that thang on you for waiting in line at Popeye's and going to the grocery store the first ten days of the month.

Started out good. Got bad in a hurry around 2015-2016, like a lot of things. Portnoy is gloating on Twitter about it. He offered a former deadspin editor $100k a year to be his butler ?

It's not just the umpires. She bullies younger players (who outplay her) that she knows she could have beaten when she was young. Aging sucks. Get over it. I can stand berating the umpires once in a while, some of my favorite players to watch do that. If you want to eat the fines, that's on you. But game should recognize game and you shouldn't be such an attention-***** that you can't let someone have their day when they've beaten you fair and square.

I can honestly say that there was never a pro tennis player I rooted against until her.

No ***** thank you

This isn't so much new as much as we're about to hit technological strides that make it different than any conception of it before: hyper-realistic sexbots. I won't go into what (or who) it makes obsolete for many. It'll be an interesting social phenomenon for sure.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article236857638.html

It's one thing to ruin your life and adversely impact the lives of your family members because of your demons. It's another to beat the ***** out of your kid.

Go to mass, heathen.

Fighting sucks. It's exhausting and the older I get the more it hurts after. I got that thang on me outside of work, so I'm determined to always deescalate. But I try not to put myself in ***** situations and my face makes people not want to talk to me generally. If you're getting into fights after college over petty ***** then you're an ####### and probably need to get a handle on your drinking. But if your child or significant other's safety is at stake, all bets are off and you better start fighting, idgaf how old you are.

If the Bills or Sabres go on a Pats**-like run with championships I'm going to be the most obnoxious ***** anyone's ever met. And to clarify, I mean more obnoxious than I am now.

I think they narrowed it down to a certain time period. Not sure where the plane was though.

It's also the anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt. Only Anglos can post today. Sorry @Gugny

On this day in 1999 we lost Payne Stewart

...There's a sign-up? Seriously? eta: got any insight @mead107?

HBD, I have some ways you can improve on your advertising:

I've heard stories. Still, I'd rather have some extra entries in the Darwin Awards each year than whatever bull#### MA is pumping out of its legislature.

Mediocre college and ***** law school. Seems like the right kind of company.

Signed an endorsement deal with that app that lets you sell stolen electronics and bedbug-infested furniture.

Imagine "understanding the logic" of banning people from working on THEIR OWN ***** HOME.

Did none of you dumbasses read Asimov? ***** outta here with the autonomous robot talk. The most autonomous thing I have is my Roomba with a claymore attached to it.

AJ Green is faking an injury to get traded and someone is offering two firsts?

Maybe you should have said "by the end of their seventh game," then, counselor. Even hick law-yers know that words matter

You lost your bet. The Browns are better than 2-5 (.286), they're 2-4 (.333). Pay up, loser.