LeviF

I have too much time on my hands in the morning. Drinking coffee and shitposting. I need to move south so I can golf before my shift.

My dude read the thread title again.

Lots of breeds are bred to be killers. German shepherds are a good example. Kill some people here and there, but I think the difference a lot of times is the kind of person who buys/adopts a german shepherd. There are videos out there of police k9 shepherds getting into it maybe more than they should with a bite and maim someone pretty bad. Difference is that the handler knows that the dog is a killing machine and is prepared with a choke collar or something similar to get the dog away. A responsible German shepherd owner knows that the dog isn't really a toy or a pet or a "family member" (gag) but an animal bred to kill and treats it accordingly. Pits are similar. Bred to be killers (though I do think they have less restraint than, say, a shepherd). But for some reason we've gotten to a point where people will act like their dog is another kid and NOT simply a ***** dog with dog instincts who you need to treat like a goddamn animal. Hit your dog, someone's life might depend on it.

I used to go 3 or 4 times a year with my buddies. Haven't been in over a year but I assumed Dock's was still in business. Been around for over 100 years I think!

I have never been to a party where there were too many deviled eggs.

Dock's. Thank me later.

I HAVE to stan for the dude. It's everything I want in the personal life of a politician.

Per the airline, the issue was the special type of seatbelts used in business class; they couldn't be lengthened sufficiently to "enormous" in a safe manner.

...as the Democrats' candidate in 2024. Hear me out: He's currently 49. When primary season kicks off in 2024 he'll be 53, 54 when inauguration 2025 rolls around. Far younger than the surly gerontocrats that the DNC has presented as "options" for the ballot this year. His decrepit father, who is creepy and has no suave, is the current frontrunner for the DNC nomination. The Dems have no swagger, and this will be their undoing this November. Hunter, on the other hand? Swag up the you-know-what. Consider: he was recently spotted getting out of his six-figure car, in Manhattan, heading to a lunch that almost certainly cost upwards of $500, ALL WHILE BEING SUED FOR FAILURE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT. I don't care if you're an elephant or a donkey, you can't help but admire the absolute lack of ***** to give this man has. Meanwhile the stripper suing him is pretty hot, like 25 years younger than him, and it's his eighth kid or some *****. Meanwhile HIS WIFE IS PREGNANT. ***** based. (It should be noted he has settled with the stripper and will pay child support, but this was after he failed to comply with a couple court orders. Do Arkansas courts even hold real power? Hunter Biden don't give a *****.) Hunter Biden has the right mental makeup for this *****. He's got Caesar mentality written all over him. A young(er) Irish philanderer is a much better option for the Dems than the geriatric ***** that are currently hocking up their dentures trying to win over soyboys and lesbians. The last one we had as prez was so woke that the CIA ***** assassinated him. I'm stanning for Hunter in 2024 as the DNC nominee, and you should too. Hunter Biden: because I'd rather have a legacy playboy than the amoral #resist losers that spend an entire campaign pandering to 3% of the population.

I've been there. They haven't heard of pulleys yet.

"Seat belts are discriminatory" lol

lmaooo dude if you think we live in a country with a government that even comes close to approaching the appalling conditions the Chinese government imposes on its people there is literally no hope for you.

It's important to understand that mis/disinfo doesn't just come from the Chinese government. I'm willing to bet that most of the pictures we are seeing of sick/dead people in China are not from this outbreak. There's a lot of uncertainty thanks to the Chinese constantly lying, but public health interventions most certainly make infection reproduction numbers go down - even in 3rd world conditions. I've seen R numbers for this virus anywhere from 2.5 to 3.8. By comparison, measles is anywhere from 12 to 18. Is it bad? Yeah - but it's mostly bad because the Chinese were more concerned about saving face than they were saving lives. Luckily we don't have the same kinds of issues with our government that the Chinese have.

Just skip school, nerd.

Death is All Around Us

Interesting question posed on the Dan Patrick show - whose career would you rather have, Marino's or Eli's? One guy is indisputably one of the greatest passers to ever play the game, but came up short of Super Bowls (one appearance, got blown out). The other guy is remembered for a lot of mediocre seasons and overshadowed by his big brother BUT has two rings and two Super Bowl MVP's with some amazing playoff performances. I'm taking Eli's career in a heartbeat. Dan Patrick wants Marino's and I think that's an all-time hot take. To end up at the very pinnacle of your sport not once, but twice? No way I'm turning that down. Marino may be one of the best to ever throw the football but nothing compares to hardware. I'll blind the haters with the shine from the rings. The $250M doesn't hurt either.

"As soon as he was done saying this, a stone flew over the crowd's heads and smacked the adulteress in the throat. "Then Jesus said, DAMMIT, MOM!"

Bruh if they're using your microphone without telling you they're more than likely using your camera too.

lmao I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you if you're interested

This is a trap, and not a well-concealed one.

It's amazing what one can find on the internet given a few pieces of information. Before I started showing up to TBD events I figured out who a number of regular posters were. Curiosity I guess. But I never felt the need to share that information with anybody or make threats based on it. Airing someone's dirty laundry, via posts or PMs, no matter how public the record may be, should be a permaban. I fail to see how most of the things we've referenced in this thread have any effect on discourse. You have an ignore list; if you really think that person shouldn't be engaged with you're free to not engage them.

So let's see if I have this straight: Virginia legislators and governor introduce a ton of gun-grabbing bull####. Citizens of the Commonwealth are like "uh no, and we're voting you all out next chance we get." So the government responds by introducing a bill eliminating voter ID. So the citizens go, well ***** that, we're going to petition your removal from office by collecting the signatures of 10% of the prevailing vote. So they introduce a bill raising the amount of signatures needed from 10% to 25%. The government does whatever it wants and it won't let them vote them out of office or remove them from office, AND takes away their ability to arm a militia to force them out of office. If that's not tyranny, I don't know what is.

Yeah, most states are gonna get theirs one way or another. NYS is criminal though. Top third in everything I believe (median sales tax, median property tax, median income tax).

https://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/grading-the-newest-sex-scandal-teacher-january-13-2020

Oh nothing. I was wondering why. I imagine climate is completely different depending on what part of the state you're in.