“Say… don’t I pay your salary?”
They like that when you’re interested in the state budget.
“You’re a public servant! Get me a glass of water!”
Tell him it’s your car and you’ll do what you want with it.
“I own this car, I’ll do as I please. I also own the highway; my taxes paid for that. I own the car, I own the road. I OWN EVERYTHING, GODDAMMIT!”
He’ll be glad to hear that *****. That’s what they like: people who know their rights. That way they don’t have to read ‘em to you on your way downtown to the maximum security penitentiary … where you’ll spend the rest of your life with no conjugal visits. Except from some big guy you don’t want one from!
— George Carlin, 1987