BRH

Mahomes is exactly like LeBron when it comes to the “injury” drama

We’ve seen that movie before.

Here we go with the fake limp from Patty after the fourth-down failure

To quote one of my favorite lines from Platoon: “And then, maybe.”

Jameis gonna Jameis.

Pad those stats, Lamar

Well, he wasn’t exactly a Rhodes Scholar to begin with. As George Carlin once famously said, “Some people leave part of their brains at home when they go out in the morning. Heyyy… some people don’t have all that much to bring out in the first place.”

Those of us of a certain age remember these guys well. Very well done film, in my opinion. But watching these guys move in their "old" age is a sobering reminder of how violent the game was back then. Just about every play they showed would be a 15-yard penalty today. Salaam died recently from multiple health issues, Gastineau suffers from dementia, and it's obvious that neither Klecko nor Lyons can walk without pain. Some Bills stuff in there: they showed Marty Lyons "giving [Kelly] the business down there" and also showed one of my favorite plays, Bill Simpson's goal line INT of Richard Todd to stave off a furious Jets comeback and win the '81 divisional playoff game at Shea.

I’m convinced Puka somehow catches that last pass if it was last week.

But that's only because "Josh vultures TDs that his RBs deserve." 🙄 Whenever people say that, I ask them how many goal-line shovel-pass TDs Mahomes has.... silence. Also, Josh led six separate TD drives of 70 or more yards on Sunday. I would wager that that has never happened before. Usually when a team scores six or more offensive TDs, they benefit at least once (and often more) from a short field due to a turnover or long return. Just another way in which Allen is one of one.

Now they’re just ***** with us.

I promise you if they block it, it will be nullified by a flag for some BS

Ballgame.

Yep. Now they’ll slide after getting the first down, run the clock down, and kick the FG.

Is there any ***** doubt they convert this third down? And even if they don’t, it’ll be given to them?

Since they’re going to anyway, might as well let it happen now.

Chiefs now holding with impunity

With at least three penalties, one of which shall be a PI on 3rd and forever.

Welp. We know how this ends.

Hopkins got his bell rung on that. The booth needs to call down and get him in the tent. And of course Joe Schmo the Kicker off the Street nails another one

Of course the pick is erased by an Offside and they don’t show the replay.

Most fantasy points in a game, ever. Most all-time games with two passing touchdowns and a rushing touchdown. Most all-time games with multiple passing and rushing touchdowns. Only player ever with three passing and three rushing touchdowns in a game. Only quarterback ever with a passing, rushing, and receiving touchdown in a game. Forget MVP. Maybe this year he’ll actually be voted into the Pro Bowl.

And before I read this I said to myself, “if we didn’t have Josh Allen today we would have lost by 30.” Turns out I was almost exactly right.

Bite your tongue. Any time you can get a healthy player back, you do it. You never know what else can happen.

It was against the Chiefs and they needed the call to get out of their own end zone, so he was offside. ***** off Andy you get more calls than anyone