SageAgainstTheMachine

If it's snowing, I hope we don't throw it 35 times.

I'd say 90% of the country misuses the word "ironic". Most of the time, they mean "coincidental". It's a big pet peeve of mine.

I know you think Edwards is a "glove wearing Mary" as you so stupidly put it, but what's your reasoning for Quinn being a girl?

He's riding the pine because he's not one of the best two cornerbacks on our team yet, not because he's proven himself to be ineffective. He'd be starting if Arizona had drafted him and DRC would be on the bench if the Bills had drafted him. Talk to me in 2 years ok? That's when we can start analyzing this draft.

Don't forget about Derrick Ward. He gets a lot of carries in relief of Jacobs and averages a better YPC. Jacobs, Ward, and Bradshaw is the scariest 3-headed running monster in football (hell, they ran for 207 yards yesterday against the league's best run defense). And they split carries very evenly so nobody is going to be tired heading into the post-season. I think every other front office's mouth water when they look at the giants roster.

Didn't Biden mention that he thought Obama would be tested in a serious way? Did he specifically mention an attack? And even if he did, how would Biden even know about such an attack?

Ok, but what's the use in pointing that out? It's not like we passed on Polamalu to take Whitner...

Next time we're wearing throwbacks is against the 49ers.

Hey, Keira Knightley could be the chairwoman of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and she still pulls it off somehow. I find her very attractive. And Gregg Williams has nothing on Chris breasts Kelsay.

That doesn't mean it wasn't also in Space Jam. It's the scene where Barkley, Bradley, Bogues and Johnson are all wandering around sad because the aliens took their basketball skills.

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Haha that song was in Space Jam. Classic.

God, I hope so. The Browns are notorious for struggling against quick tight ends.

Explain.

I saw it yesterday at the midnight premiere. It wasn't very good, don't get your hopes up. Casino Royale was 10 times better.

Do INT stats ever indicate the effectiveness of a defensive back? Just wondering.

I get the feeling he was a one hit wonder unfortunately. Derrr, I'm Scott Malkinson and I have a lithp and diabeteth hahahah

I've never been sold on Josh Smith. Yes, he's very young and very physically talented. However, he isn't a shooter and I'd be surprised if he ever improves upon his career 44% shooting percentage. For some reason, he's convinced he's a good 3 point shooter but he's one of the worst in the league. On top of that, he's too big to keep at small forward where they have him now, but too small to ever be a dominant power forward. I have a buddy who's a Knicks fan and he actually predicted a breakout year for Wilson Chandler. I called him crazy and now it looks like I'm going to be eating my words. The dude has serious skill and he's just a ferocious defender. And what can you say about Dwight Howard? I know he was being defended by the likes of Johan Petro and Robert Swift, but come on? 30 points, 19 rebounds, and 10 blocks? That is straight up insane. I think this is the first of a few MVP years for Howard.

I thought the episode was hilarious actually, though I'm only a couple years removed from high school and I had to sit through those movies when I was babysitting my niece. My advice, do NOT watch them. They are evil.

They have certainly been impressive so far. Just BARELY lost to the world champion celtics 103-102 today, their first loss of the season. Al Horford is going to be a superstar in this league but he's got some learning to do. Guarded by Kevin Garnett today, he only managed 5 points and 3 rebounds despite going for 27 points, 17 rebonds and 6 blocks against Joakim Noah in Chicago the other day. KG is the best defensive power forward in the game, bar none.

Uh, also he's 0-2 on the year and lost 38-13 to one of the sh*ttiest teams in the NFL. You know what happens to interim coaches who don't win games? They are replaced by the start of the next season.

I get the feeling that if the Bills ever fired Jauron mid-season next year or the year after that, April would be named interim coach. I'd be intrigued to see the results to say the least.

Even Kelsay showed up for that one!

I think Wright fumbled 3 times and Omon fumbled twice. I could be wrong, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Why? Because he showed us his incredible fumbling abilities in the preseason?