SageAgainstTheMachine

McGee was still partially hobbled by his injury when we faced Miami the first time. If there's one guy we should not be criticizing, it's McGee. He's arguably been our best overall player this year.

I was still glad to be at the game, even if Cornell lost. I want to note though that Louis Dale, our star point guard and last year's Ivy League MVP is out with a hamstring injury. I think Cornell wins that game with Dale in there. The way I see it Syracuse looks like a 3-4 seed and Cornell should be a 13 or 14 if they win the Ivy League again (we will). So a rematch is possible.

Same with Jamarcus Russell and Kyle Boller. A strong arm means jack sh*t when rating a QB in my opinion, but GMs salivate all over them.

This is true. My idea for Vick is to punish him the way Hammurabi would. Make him fight one of the dogs that he starved and trained to kill. It'd be interesting to see just how long he lasted. I'd give him about 5 minutes, being an athlete and all.

I wouldn't exactly equate Burress with Vick. Yeah, Burress was holding but the only person he hurt was himself. What Vick did is unforgivable, Burress is just dumb.

I would doubt the validity of this, but Adam Schefter is rarely if ever wrong.

You'd have a point if the US's official language was English. When the majority of America is Hispanic (somewhere around 2035 I believe), do you want people insisting that you learn Spanish to conform?

Wait, wait, wait...inflammable means flammable??? What a country!

Oh great, another story for paranoid soccer moms to freak out over.

Haha dude, that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids... "And that's when grandma made it so your pop-pop wouldn't get his legs broken..."

Like George Carlin, I pray to the sun and Joe Pesci.

Saying those words should come with a jail sentence, it's just cruel. Nothing worse than the friend zone.

I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately.

Only we could twist this nice gesture into a negative.

My favorite is Carol of the Bells, especially the version done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Least favorite has to be Last Christmas...it's horrible and it's one of those songs that gets stuck in your head for hours after hearing it.

Cornell versus Syracuse tomorrow! I'm going to the game with about 5 other guys. Go Big Red! We're gonna beat the hell outta you, rough em up, f*ck em up, go CU!

I hate that argument. Yeah, we could just as easily be 4-8 as 6-6. BUT we could also just as easily be 8-4. It goes both ways.

I have.

I think that my least favorite expression in the entire world of sports is "if the season ended today..."

Dude, lighten up. The team is .500, what would you be acting like as a Lions fan?

Look, I don't know why Plaxico is getting so much grief for this. He was just paying homage to Sean Taylor right?

And everybody ridiculed the Texans for not taking Bush or Young...the sad thing is that the casual uninformed fan would still tell you that the super mario pick was stupid

It's a good day to have steve slaton on your fantasy team...i just secured a first round bye in the playoffs

No, didn't you hear? As long as he yells at his players after the game, he's a good coach.

Yes, we are getting killed in turnover margin and we don't pressure the quarterback. But not having a player with loads and loads of tackles is a good thing. After all, if you make fewer tackles in a game it usually means you controlled the time of possession. And lately a great deal of our tackles have been coming from member of the defensive line. That's actually a really good sign for the defense. And who the hell cares how many Pro Bowlers the Cowboys have? I couldn't give a sh*t about which, if any, of the Bills make the Pro Bowl. Do you know how many Giants made it to the Pro Bowl last season? Just one, Osi Umenyiora as a backup.