SageAgainstTheMachine

Wait, wait, wait...inflammable means flammable??? What a country!

Oh great, another story for paranoid soccer moms to freak out over.

Haha dude, that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids... "And that's when grandma made it so your pop-pop wouldn't get his legs broken..."

Like George Carlin, I pray to the sun and Joe Pesci.

Saying those words should come with a jail sentence, it's just cruel. Nothing worse than the friend zone.

I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately.

Only we could twist this nice gesture into a negative.

My favorite is Carol of the Bells, especially the version done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Least favorite has to be Last Christmas...it's horrible and it's one of those songs that gets stuck in your head for hours after hearing it.

Cornell versus Syracuse tomorrow! I'm going to the game with about 5 other guys. Go Big Red! We're gonna beat the hell outta you, rough em up, f*ck em up, go CU!

I hate that argument. Yeah, we could just as easily be 4-8 as 6-6. BUT we could also just as easily be 8-4. It goes both ways.

I have.

I think that my least favorite expression in the entire world of sports is "if the season ended today..."

Dude, lighten up. The team is .500, what would you be acting like as a Lions fan?

Look, I don't know why Plaxico is getting so much grief for this. He was just paying homage to Sean Taylor right?

And everybody ridiculed the Texans for not taking Bush or Young...the sad thing is that the casual uninformed fan would still tell you that the super mario pick was stupid

It's a good day to have steve slaton on your fantasy team...i just secured a first round bye in the playoffs

No, didn't you hear? As long as he yells at his players after the game, he's a good coach.

Yes, we are getting killed in turnover margin and we don't pressure the quarterback. But not having a player with loads and loads of tackles is a good thing. After all, if you make fewer tackles in a game it usually means you controlled the time of possession. And lately a great deal of our tackles have been coming from member of the defensive line. That's actually a really good sign for the defense. And who the hell cares how many Pro Bowlers the Cowboys have? I couldn't give a sh*t about which, if any, of the Bills make the Pro Bowl. Do you know how many Giants made it to the Pro Bowl last season? Just one, Osi Umenyiora as a backup.

25 carries a game isn't a good idea for any RB. Look at what happened to Larry Johnson after his 400 carry season. That said, ML hasn't touched the ball nearly enough.

I nominate this the most depressing (yet true ) post ever.

As fans who pay money to see a good product be put on the field, we have a right to complain. The key word is "complain". We can whine and B word all we want to make ourselves feel better and that's fine, but when people start to get physically violent and act like drunk idiots due to the results of a football game, then those people need a serious reality check. Complaining about sports can be pretty cathartic, throwing things at players is simply inexcusable. How would you feel if you had a lousy day at work and people started pelting you with beer bottles? I haven't personally seen that at a Bills game, but it's happened elsewhere.

I hate to tell you this, but our talent at WR isn't all that great. We have one top flight guy (and yes, he IS a top flight guy)...but after that we have a shorter-than-average possession receiver in Reed, a small slot guy who doesn't run routes well enough to ever reach his potential, and then a rookie on whom the jury is still out but who isn't looking good. McNabb has certainly had the talent we have at WR...his name is Terrell. Even now, Curtis, Jackson, and Baskett are at the very least comparable to Evans, Reed, and Parrish.

I was with the same girl for 3 years in high school, then we broke up 2 months into college because I found out she was f*cking this other dude (as far as I can tell from pictures I have about 6 inches and 40 pounds on the guy so he better hope we never meet)...I was getting action of course but unfortunately I never got to experience the guy-girl craziness that is high school. Moral of the story is relationships at that age shouldn't last too long, you miss out on stuff. But I have plenty of time to capitalize on opportunities now that I'm in college.

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