SageAgainstTheMachine

A 6 inch Veggie Delight from Subway with no mayo or cheese! - Jared

The Grammys don't reward good musicians, they reward popular musicians. And as far as I know, it's the only awards show to act that way. Just ridiculous.

Nice 100% I win. I'd like to thank my AP government, economics, and US history teachers from high school.

I'm really glad this stupid thread is here twice.

So he gets primarily assigned to the #1 wide receivers because we feel like boosting his self esteem?

McGee was still partially hobbled by his injury when we faced Miami the first time. If there's one guy we should not be criticizing, it's McGee. He's arguably been our best overall player this year.

I was still glad to be at the game, even if Cornell lost. I want to note though that Louis Dale, our star point guard and last year's Ivy League MVP is out with a hamstring injury. I think Cornell wins that game with Dale in there. The way I see it Syracuse looks like a 3-4 seed and Cornell should be a 13 or 14 if they win the Ivy League again (we will). So a rematch is possible.

Same with Jamarcus Russell and Kyle Boller. A strong arm means jack sh*t when rating a QB in my opinion, but GMs salivate all over them.

This is true. My idea for Vick is to punish him the way Hammurabi would. Make him fight one of the dogs that he starved and trained to kill. It'd be interesting to see just how long he lasted. I'd give him about 5 minutes, being an athlete and all.

I wouldn't exactly equate Burress with Vick. Yeah, Burress was holding but the only person he hurt was himself. What Vick did is unforgivable, Burress is just dumb.

I would doubt the validity of this, but Adam Schefter is rarely if ever wrong.

You'd have a point if the US's official language was English. When the majority of America is Hispanic (somewhere around 2035 I believe), do you want people insisting that you learn Spanish to conform?

Wait, wait, wait...inflammable means flammable??? What a country!

Oh great, another story for paranoid soccer moms to freak out over.

Haha dude, that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids... "And that's when grandma made it so your pop-pop wouldn't get his legs broken..."

Like George Carlin, I pray to the sun and Joe Pesci.

Saying those words should come with a jail sentence, it's just cruel. Nothing worse than the friend zone.

I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately.

Only we could twist this nice gesture into a negative.

My favorite is Carol of the Bells, especially the version done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Least favorite has to be Last Christmas...it's horrible and it's one of those songs that gets stuck in your head for hours after hearing it.

Cornell versus Syracuse tomorrow! I'm going to the game with about 5 other guys. Go Big Red! We're gonna beat the hell outta you, rough em up, f*ck em up, go CU!

I hate that argument. Yeah, we could just as easily be 4-8 as 6-6. BUT we could also just as easily be 8-4. It goes both ways.

I have.

I think that my least favorite expression in the entire world of sports is "if the season ended today..."

Dude, lighten up. The team is .500, what would you be acting like as a Lions fan?