SageAgainstTheMachine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPIfw

What a crazy story. What could have possibly been going through the Covenant coach's head? "Yeah, we're really gonna stick it to these learning disabled girls. Don't let up. Keep going for steals and knocking down treys, ladies. This is our day." I'd fire him, personally.

Is that so?

Ok then, regale us with all the stories of the horrible racism you've faced.

Gadzooks, you're right! New Yorkers aren't tough at all! How could they possibly be tough, residing in the same city as Woody Allen, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O' Donnell, Ethel Merman, and the Three Stooges????? Sir, your eloquence is matched only by your razor sharp wit. Simply a brilliant debater.

That just fuggin blew my mind...what a show.

Also well put. But yours was funnier.

Almost everybody in Buffalo.

Well put.

Oh yea? How about waterboarding? I know my frat didn't do that to me when I pledged. And yes, sensory/sleep deprivation DOES qualify.

Well, you know what they say - You haven't truly "made it" until they chia you.

In 2006, the supreme court ruled (Hamdan vs. Rumsfeld) that the detainees at Gitmo were protected by Common Article 3 of the G.C. That includes torture.

Yeah, all liberals want them freed. That's what we said. Apparently, "not tortured" is synonymous with "set free"...and that little dialogue of yours is soooo clever and apropos to the conversation.

That "silly Geneva Convention" set international laws for treatment of prisoners of war and we ratified it...which means we should abide by it. Call me old fashioned.

Despite my natural instinct to hate a Mickey Rourke movie about professional wrestling (seriously, how do those two elements combine to make a good movie?), I've heard he gives an absolutely gripping performance.

There's something I haven't told all of you. I'm actually Governor Paterson and I've been masquerading as SageAgainstTheMachine, hoping for some brave soul on this message board to declare themselves a candidate for the Senator seat. Congratulations /dev/null, you are the new Senator. Be at Capitol Hill tomorrow. Also, I'm not really blind. K, bye.

And I don't usterstand how you're so willing to just crumple up the writs of the Geneva Convention and toss them in the trash because you think there's a more efficient way to get people to talk. We can get information and intelligence from terrorists without selling our soul to do it.

And you know what beverage goes with NOTHING? Eff-ing grapefruit juice. I wanted to start eating healthier, so I decided to go for natural juices (basically nothing with high fructose corn syrup) instead of soda. I'm a big fan of grapefruit juice, so I decided to stock up on that. But here's the problem...it doesn't taste good with any foods. It makes everything else taste like sh*t. Now I'm stuck with all this grapefruit juice in my fridge and I can't drink it with meals.

That's a nice list...goes to show that tight ends rarely bust. Davis is the exception, and I think Greg Olsen will pan out once the Bears work out a competent passing game.

So what happens when it turns out that one of the prisoners is wrongfully imprisoned? Hey, it's not common but it happens. That's the reason for the lengthy appeals process when any American is handed the death penalty. But you'd prefer that we just slaughter all suspected terrorists and international criminals.

I wouldn't necessarily mind it, but I could definitely see Coffman being an equal (or even better tight end). If we can afford to pick him up in the second round, AND get a premiere DE in the first, that's the way to go for sure.

sorry, crayonz beat you to the punch about 10 posts up^

And by the way, I frankly don't care if the threat of a terrorist attack has gone up (which I severly doubt it has). I take a bigger risk by getting behind the wheel of my car or even stepping off the curb onto an icy road than I do by not protecting myself from some hypothetical attack. You can live in fear if you want to, but I'm just going to keep on living, thank you.

When did anybody say anything about cops or the military?

Yeesh, girls can get knocked up from going down? I have to be more careful...