SageAgainstTheMachine

I never go a day without reading The Onion. It's more fun than any of the real news out there.

I've literally come across zero people that have a problem with Phelps toking up, and yet because of the stupid PR machine, he has to apologize. I know he has to be a role model to kids and yada yada yada, but c'mon give the guy a break.

I'd like to see a carbon copy of the college overtime. I would just change it so that you start at your own 40 on each drive instead of the opposition's 25. The kickers are too good to just start at the 25 every time.

From the 3 games that I watched of Cromartie's, I haven't seen very good football instincts. On top of that, he probably would have been a 7th rounder if his name wasn't Cromartie.

At least with the Sens, the pain has only been around for 16 years.

I agree, but unfortunately Hardy is rehabbing from his torn ACL and might not even be back for the start of the season. Don't expect any improvements. My only hope is that he doesn't come back too out of shape.

I think I would go with 1. AJ 2. Fitz 3. Smith 4. Boldin 5. Marshall #5 was a toss up between Marshall and Calvin Johnson, but I gave the nod to Marshall because right now he's in a system that better showcases his talent. I picked AJ for #1 instead of Fitz because AJ led the league in receptions and yardage this season and appears to only be getting better as time goes on. Also, Fitz has Boldin to rely on across the field. AJ has Kevin Walter (a good player but a journeyman receiver) across the field, and Walter finished the season with 900 yards and 8 TDs. To me, that speaks volumes about AJ. As for Smith, he might be on the decline a little, but his 18.2 YPC is just ridiculous and he does it with that turd Delhomme tossing the ball.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you, Boldin is awesome. I was just making the case that Fitz is a step above him right now. As for the fumbles, he has fumbled 13 times in 6 seasons. Not a ridiculous number, but still a little high for a wideout, no?

Michaels and Madden are bumbling idiots. If I had to listen to them refer to Roethlisberger as just "Ben" one more time, I was going to punch the TV.

Nah, I know a few die hard Cubbies fans, and losing is the furthest thing from a novelty for them.

It was #47 Ben Francisco, the strong safety.

(In my best Homer Simpson) Mmmmmmm...Song girls.

I don't really know about the whole Flutie-Roethlisberger comparison, but what I do know is that anybody who feels like criticizing Roethlisberger will have to wait until he finishes polishing his TWO superbowl rings.

I'd like some of what you're smoking, please.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian...aty_middle_aged Read the whole article for context, but the Bills part is 7 paragraphs from the bottom. The site they mention isn't actually a Bills message board, so TSW might be what they are trying to reference.

That's right. The formula for making a Superbowl is to make the playoffs and then get hot. Giants pulled off a Superbowl that way and the Cards came really close this year. The odds are stacked against us next year with DJ at the helm but who knows?

Nah, I'm pretty much at peace with it. There's 7,000 girls here and I'm not exactly in the biggest rush to find "the one". I'm aware it's shallow, but hey I'm having fun. I want the wife and kids and white picket fence and all, but there's plenty of time left for that.

Most sexiest cheerleaders huh? You're never going to land any hot cheerleaders if you keep using double superlatives. That said, Chargers.

Who was that dude who kept bitching about the Bills taking McKelvin instead of DRC? I think he labelled McKelvin as a career backup and DRC as a hall of famer if I remember correctly. I hope he watched the game today.

You would pay $50 for a shirt proclaiming the losing team to be the victor? I've got some scratched-off lottery tickets and a few JP Losman rookie cards if you're interested.

Go to most places in the third world, and the football arguments basically boil down to "Who is the all time greatest franchise...the Bills or the Vikings?".

I'm 19 and I don't mind admitting that women are basically walking vaginas to me, including the girl I'm currently seeing.

I just explained what I meant above ^

I was referring to their career stats. If you project 10 TDs for Fitz next year (to correct for the fact Boldin has played one more season), Fitz has a 56 to 40 lead.

And then what if you fumble or take a big penalty or Pittsburgh's superb run defense puts up a goal-line stand? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.