SageAgainstTheMachine

I'd like some of what you're smoking, please.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian...aty_middle_aged Read the whole article for context, but the Bills part is 7 paragraphs from the bottom. The site they mention isn't actually a Bills message board, so TSW might be what they are trying to reference.

That's right. The formula for making a Superbowl is to make the playoffs and then get hot. Giants pulled off a Superbowl that way and the Cards came really close this year. The odds are stacked against us next year with DJ at the helm but who knows?

Nah, I'm pretty much at peace with it. There's 7,000 girls here and I'm not exactly in the biggest rush to find "the one". I'm aware it's shallow, but hey I'm having fun. I want the wife and kids and white picket fence and all, but there's plenty of time left for that.

Most sexiest cheerleaders huh? You're never going to land any hot cheerleaders if you keep using double superlatives. That said, Chargers.

Who was that dude who kept bitching about the Bills taking McKelvin instead of DRC? I think he labelled McKelvin as a career backup and DRC as a hall of famer if I remember correctly. I hope he watched the game today.

You would pay $50 for a shirt proclaiming the losing team to be the victor? I've got some scratched-off lottery tickets and a few JP Losman rookie cards if you're interested.

Go to most places in the third world, and the football arguments basically boil down to "Who is the all time greatest franchise...the Bills or the Vikings?".

I'm 19 and I don't mind admitting that women are basically walking vaginas to me, including the girl I'm currently seeing.

I just explained what I meant above ^

I was referring to their career stats. If you project 10 TDs for Fitz next year (to correct for the fact Boldin has played one more season), Fitz has a 56 to 40 lead.

And then what if you fumble or take a big penalty or Pittsburgh's superb run defense puts up a goal-line stand? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.

http://www.nfl.com/players/larryfitzgerald...le?id=FIT437493 http://www.nfl.com/players/anquanboldin/profile?id=BOL283010 Fitz has a slight advantage in receptions and yards and a sizable one in touchdowns (remember, he's played one fewer season). He also has a one yard advantage in yards per catch, and has fumbled 5 times opposed to Boldin's 13. They're both elite, but Fitz is better IMO. After watching both in action a few times, it just seems like Fitz brings more to the table.

Careerbuilder.com wins hand down for me. I find that my sense of humor favors the more surreal things in life. Hulu was great too.

No, no way. Fitz is faster, he makes better cuts, has better hands, jumps higher, doesn't fumble (something Boldin does quite a bit),is a better red zone threat, and is two inches taller to boot. Nothing against Boldin, but I think Fitz makes him better and not the other way around.

All I could think during the game was "Santonio, where was this effort when it could have won me money in fantasy football?"

lol, I hope we don't have a closet idiot in the white house.

How do you know? Maybe his ancestors were involved with the business end of the slave trade. Maybe they were lower class African farmers who managed to escape the slave trade. She doesn't know and neither do you, and she has no business "reporting" on it. If McCain were elected, would she be insinuating that his ancestors were invariably slave holders? If you ask me, Coulter doesn't even qualify as a conservative. She's nothing more than an anti-liberal. Every book, every article she writes just tears down liberals and basically does nothing to actually espouse conservative viewpoints.

Last time I checked, it was a free country. If there's really so many prostitutes in this area, don't the cops have better things to do than question guys who are walking around and minding their own business?

I live in a bomb shelter under the 50 yard line at the Ralph. Do I win closest to the stadium?

What makes you so confident that none of the DEs are worth drafting?

Don't forget that you can essentially make this exact same statement for the 2001 Pats*.

Yea, cuz it's not like he's having a better season than drury and briere combined or anything. Trust me, we'd all be more miserable right now if Vanek was one of the guys who got away.

Wow, you really SHOULD be the GM. If I were you, I'd send a letter to the front office and tell them some of your ideas. Start off with the one where you want to cut Whitner.

Holy crap