SageAgainstTheMachine

Has anybody else noticed that all of the geniuses who start these "baaaahhh why don't we sign somebody whose name I recognize?" threads can't spell worth sh*t? There has to be a correlation yes?

Jason Whittle.

Please explain to me what you don't like about Hangartner's game. If you don't know anything about him as a football player, then you aren't qualified to rate the signing or compare him to Fowler. Does he allow penetration often? How is he with nose tackles? Is he effective at creating holes? Educate me on why Hangartner is equal in value to Fowler.

We are all dumber for having read your post. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

This just in...height rarely affects the quality of a wide receiver.

Simply put, power corrupts. The true colors of a person show when you give them control over somebody else's fate. Some police officers unnecessarily bludgeon folks, some soldiers murder innocent civilians, etc.

I knew the Crab People were behind everything!

From an unbiased standpoint, Buffalo is MUCH closer than San Fran right now.

Ok, ok, $7.75 an hour plus tips...

He doesn't bend the rules, he just misinterprets them.

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Let's just wait until the day before the season starts, and pay him $7.75 an hour.

These threads should be pinned and consolidated.

I think that whenever somebody starts to criticize Holt (and barely anybody does), he just goes right back to polishing his Superbowl ring. But no, clearly he's a cancer to any playoff team.

Yeah, he kept going off on tangents.

The Dolphins haven't gone after TJ Housh...would he be a bad signing? They haven't gone after Ray Lewis...I guess he's worthless too. Yeah, when it comes to free agent signings, we should just wait to see who the Dolphins interview and THEN go after them. Coles has averaged 80 receptions over the last 8 seasons, and has simply had impeccable consistency with no signs of slowing down. AND we're a team with only one legitimate receiving option (I love Reed to death but he is not a #2 receiver)...so please explain to me why we shouldn't sign Coles.

If you want to insult the man by implying he spends all day checking this site, you should at least spell his name right.

Actually three, if you include me. I live inside a gigantic football. Doesn't get anymore "football insider" than that.

Haven't you heard? If you don't make your big acquisition in the first 24 hours of free agency, it doesn't count. Also, the draft no longer exists.

Hmmmm, then we could have a Fast Freddy and a Fat Freddy. I like it.

Uh, we already signed players at two of the positions we needed (one of whom might be our long term center of the future, fingers crossed) and we seem to be working diligently on a third one. So how exactly is the front office not helping out?

I remember Spencer Johnson returning a couple of kicks by accident for us this year, with surprising success.

I wouldn't count on it, she says that old folks' homes kind of creep her out.

Does that make Lori Inspector Gordon?