SageAgainstTheMachine

If you ride in that airplane, do you get to claim that you were inside Bar Rafaeli?

You've gotta take the good with the bad. Whatever his faults are, he's had a brilliant career (including a Superbowl) nonetheless, and I can't believe you don't think he would improve the team.

I count 15 separate ways... 20 dimes 15 dimes, 1 half dollar 15 dimes, 2 quarter 10 dimes, 2 half dollars 10 dimes, 4 quarters 10 dimes, 1 half dollar, 2 quarters 5 dimes, 3 half dollars 5 dimes, 2 half dollars, 2 quarters 5 dimes, 1 half dollar, 4 quarters 5 dimes, 6 quarters 8 quarters 4 half dollars 6 quarters, 1 half dollar 4 quarters, 2 half dollars 2 quarters, 3 half dollars That's 15

The New Orleans Times-Picayune has no idea what they're talking about.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/player/brian_waters/ Read the bottom of the page, under Personal Bio...Waters seems like a stellar human being and a leader.

/dev/null videotaped the whole thing, and watches it three times a week

WTF? You used pro bowl voting to explain why Waters isn't an elite guard in your first post!

erynthered has had 12 brushes with death in his lifetime. 11 were from autoerotic asphyxiation.

We didn't overpay Hangartner he's getting 2.5 million a year, right?

Yeah, I read somewhere that 17% of people in America below the poverty line believe that buying lottery tickets is their vehicle out of the slums. It's pretty messed up.

Tim, do the Bills have a likely backup option to Coles? Or do you think we are now off the market for a #2 WR?

Oops, my bad. But what were the chances? At least I didn't post "Bills talking to Coles" or something like that.

Isn't it a good thing that Bills WRs fail to produce once they leave? That means we rid ourselves of them at the right time. Would you prefer that one of our former WRs had a 1,000 yard season for a different team?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57042/onion-news...esnt-fking-work I laughed my ass off.

As of now, it looks like it. I expect us to draft a OG in maybe the 3rd round, and then perhaps replace Chambers as the starter in the 2010 season. Then again, I'd be fine picking up Waters too.

What's with the attitude that white guys are worse than other races? I'll tell you this, he was better than Dockery, Preston, and Fowler.

Trust me, he's the nickelback.

Hahaha you're not going to believe we signed Coles until you see actually see the contract, are you?

So Sully is a hack because he isn't on par with Herman Melville and John Feinstein? I tell ya, there are a LOT of hacks out there.

That was simply a perfectly thrown ball and a GREAT catch that the greatest CB in the world couldn't have defended. Don't worry about it.

However, there is hardly any prior evidence about linebackers named Rey.

WHO AMONG YOU IS MAN ENOUGH TO OPEN THE MYSTERY PICTURE - OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ???????? BE WARNED! THE CONTENTS MAY MELT YOUR BRAIN!

And Rocky Bernard...but what's your point?

Well, you can do definitely do a lot worse for a 3rd string RB.

Is that from So I Marriend an Axe Murderer? Fitzpatrick needs the big head to fit his Harvard brain inside.