SageAgainstTheMachine

If this "issue" were to ever actually turn into a controversy, I'm 100 percent sure that it would be Hardy's fault and not TO's. When you're one of the best of all time, you get whichever number you want.

I can almost hear the Bills broadcast 20 years from now. "Henry snaps the ball to Henry. Henry drops back looking for his favorite target, Henry, but he's double teamed by Henry and Henry. Henry pump fakes and eludes the heavy pressure from Henry. But now it looks like Henry is going to get him! No! A viscious block, right in the nick of time by Henry! Henry still with the ball, finally gets it off to his check down option, the running back Henry. Henry advancing to the 35, now the 40, breaks the tackle from Henry! Now to midfield, and finally ridden out of bounds by Henry! What a catch and run by Henry, of course none of it would have been possible without that brilliant block by Henry in the backfield. All the while, all four McGahees sit on the bench, sulking."

Travis Henry seems like a man who desperately wants to change, but hasn't been able to do it. For the first 30 years of his life, he has been able to get by on his football abilities, but now that he's out of the game I think he's realized he simply dug himself too deep of a hole and can't get out. He's got my best wishes, but he deserves what has come to him.

Well if you're not going to, would you mind...

Ah, I see you don't have an 11 year old daughter/granddaughter/sister/niece.

Hmmm, I thought they kinda conquered that general theme with the high school musical spoof...still, should be entertaining as hell.

You know how on boxes of pasta, each different kind of pasta has a number next to it? Like, Spaghetti 6, or Linguine 17, or Rotini 24, etc....What's the deal with that?

There are a few factors on why Cornell might get stuck with a 15 this year (not that it really even matters haha)... 1. The Ivy League's conference RPI is pretty bad this year 2. Cornell had a bunch of opportunities for statement wins and blew them all...We had halftime leads over Minnesota, Indiana, Syracuse, and St. Joseph's and blew them all in the second half 3. The biggest win this year (in terms of RPI) was against La Salle 4. I suspect that we were only given the 14 seed last year BECAUSE we were undefeated in conference. It will be a very interesting selection Sunday.

Gotta say, that is the most interestingly crafted sentence I've ever read.

I'm just hoping Cornell somehow manages to pull a 14 seed. Teams like Morehead State upsetting the OVC help, but the Red were only 11-3 in conference play this year. Last year, we were 14-0 and got a 14 seed.

No, Tenn Martin and Austin Peay are the Ohio Valley Conference teams that got upset by Morehead State. East Tennessee State is in the Atlantic Sun Conference.

Right on, Gringo! These guys get paid millions of dollars with all other kinds of perks, so why do they have to deal with accidentally coming in contact with sulfuric acid after a tiring game? Dammit, it doesn't make sense!

YEEEAAAAA GO VIKINGS!!!!!! BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP VIKINGS WOOOOOOOO (I'm not really a vikings fan, but I didn't want you to feel alone)

Haha all those guys busted except for Underwood. He just went bat sh*t crazy.

Shane Falco never won a championship...those bastards reinstated Eddie Martel as the quarterback before he ever got the chance.

I'm only allowed to say positive things about players that I think the Bills should seek to sign/trade for?

No I want us to pick up a pass rusher in the draft (I like Orakpo if he falls to us) and then have Denney and Kelsay fight it out to be the first DE off the bench, with Schobel as the other starter. Right now, we should use our resources to pick up a guard.

When did I ever say it was a good idea? You said he couldn't even start for Detroit (which I took to mean that you think he's about as bad as they come) and I just pointed out that getting about 1 sack every 2 games isn't half bad.

Uhh, 5 sacks in 11 games is a lot better than anything we had last season.

How is there supposed to be a market for a new league in this economy? There have got to be tons of people reconsidering their season tickets across the NFL, so where is the interest to buy up for this UFL?

He's a buddhist, why wouldn't he? It's a noble message even if you disagree with it...is it so wrong to have a calm voice among so many other revenge-oriented voices?

Careful, buddy, my girlfriend's on that team. And she doesn't do any plodding. Though she does tend to nag...

Thanks a lot, that is a cool story. I'm a big Steve Levy fan. The ladies' bball games are on WVBR which is a student/commercial station, so those are on actual airwaves. We did all 26 of their games this year, and I picked up SO much experience from doing an entire season instead of just a home game here or there. I also broadcast Cornell baseball games, but those are just for the Cornell athletics website. I'd love to try my hand at hockey, but a local ESPN affiliate has the rights to men's basketball and hockey so I'm kinda screwed there. I could try women's hockey, but I'm fine with my niche right now.

Wow I'm embarrassed. I've had a complete disjoint from hockey this year, because I'm the play by play commentator for Cornell women's basketball. Since they both generally play on Friday and Saturday at 7 o clock, I haven't gotten the chance to physically follow the hockey team, basically I've been relegated to looking at box scores. I know that the ECAC semifinals and championship game are hosted in Albany over our spring break and I guess I just got my timeline messed up. To be honest, basketball has actually become more of a buzz around here. So a big old from me. I guess I've lost all rights to a Lynah salute.

Yeah, RPI sucks this year though, I'm not too worried. The one thing that concerns me is that the ECAC tourney is in Albany, which essentially makes it a home game for RPI.