SageAgainstTheMachine

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SKOOBY, do you have ANY idea of how secretive NFL teams are about their draft strategies? Unless a team has the #1 overall pick, the draft war room is a lock-and-key think tank. So no, nobody believes that you have a source on the inside and nobody believes these rumors that you post. Have you noticed that none of your rumors have come true? Furthermore, how come your source didn't tell you about the TO deal?

More than anything, my roommates and I just neglected to hit up the supermarket recently.

I have a job. I'm the Vice President of Training and Air Quality at a million dollar a year radio station. I only get paid in experience but it's a 30 hour a week job on top of my nearly endless schoolwork, and it should open a lot of doors for me in my chosen line of work. Not to mention that I'm the play by play announcer for Cornell women's basketball and baseball. But yeah, you guys know me, I'm just a bum who sits around all day. In conclusion, you guys can shove it.

I think poeticlaw is either James Joyce or Virginia Woolf.

Saltine crackers, spaghetti (without sauce), and beer. I'm a poor college student.

As you can probably tell from my avatar, I am Paul Posluszny. I drive a very nice car that is probably worth more than Turk Schonert's house. So take it from me, Cutler isn't that great.

Don't get me wrong, I love Buffalo. It's my place of birth and I still consider it home even though I'm studying elsewhere right now. However, from the perspective of an outsider (like TO) is it really that hard to imagine why he would consider Toronto to be the more appealing destination? If I wasn't from the 716 and I signed with the Bills, I'd probably spend the majority of my time in Toronto too. I wouldn't take it personally.

Martin and Bill Gramatica? CELEBRATION UBER FAIL

His name is Leopold Stotch thank you very much!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies/ I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?

It's called "the piss puck". What you do is piss and then put the piss in a short circular container and stick it in he freeze. Once it's nice and frozen, you remove the piss puck from the container and slip it under your buddy's door while he's sleeping. Obviously, he wakes up the next morning with a puddle of piss on his carpet and he has no idea why.

I swear, if she gets Aaron Pierce killed there'll be hell to pay.

Anyone else notice that the only threads this guy starts are about the chances of the Bills moving? And he has started quite a few of them too. Personally, I think he's just trying to get our goat.

haha I guess so

Well he's an uncle through marriage, so there's zero blood between me and Crash, but I guess I get to call him a relative.

My uncle's nephew, Gerald Wallace, plays for the Cats. I've been a huge fan ever since they got him in the expansion draft. He's one of the more underappreciated players out there.

Tiger is the perfect storm of hard work, grit, determination, athleticism, talent, personality, sportsmanship, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. He has every single quality that you like to see in an athlete and he is the best to ever swing a club to boot. The most amazing part is that he plays a sport normally considered "dull" and has still managed to become the single most recognizable face in the world of sports. We will never see another one like him, so enjoy it while you can!

And yet you were prepared to blame him if things had gotten screwed up. I say this because you started the thread.

I've played there, actually. It was a GREAT course and truly a wonder to behold. Shot a 87 but it was worth it just for the experience.

And they got to see a great game too! I'm glad the Bulls lost because that puts my Bobcats just two games out of a playoff spot!

Ok, I guess I should have said "I can't imagine reading books off of a screen". And numbers 2 and 3 are actually detractors for me. I love the feeling of holding the book and turning the pages. But to each his own.

I could never see myself using one of those Kindle things. Not that I have any problem with those people that do use the Kindle, but to me there is just something about actually holding a book. I can't even fall asleep anymore if I don't read for an hour (from something not school related), and I can't imagine doing that on a laptop.

Congratulations! You have located the least humorous item on the entire internet!

I'd rather have a bad football team than no football team. And no, he's not on the level with either of those guys. I'm not calling him great, but you're just plain ignorant if you think he's as inept as Al Davis.