SageAgainstTheMachine

Martin and Bill Gramatica? CELEBRATION UBER FAIL

His name is Leopold Stotch thank you very much!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies/ I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?

It's called "the piss puck". What you do is piss and then put the piss in a short circular container and stick it in he freeze. Once it's nice and frozen, you remove the piss puck from the container and slip it under your buddy's door while he's sleeping. Obviously, he wakes up the next morning with a puddle of piss on his carpet and he has no idea why.

I swear, if she gets Aaron Pierce killed there'll be hell to pay.

Anyone else notice that the only threads this guy starts are about the chances of the Bills moving? And he has started quite a few of them too. Personally, I think he's just trying to get our goat.

haha I guess so

Well he's an uncle through marriage, so there's zero blood between me and Crash, but I guess I get to call him a relative.

My uncle's nephew, Gerald Wallace, plays for the Cats. I've been a huge fan ever since they got him in the expansion draft. He's one of the more underappreciated players out there.

Tiger is the perfect storm of hard work, grit, determination, athleticism, talent, personality, sportsmanship, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. He has every single quality that you like to see in an athlete and he is the best to ever swing a club to boot. The most amazing part is that he plays a sport normally considered "dull" and has still managed to become the single most recognizable face in the world of sports. We will never see another one like him, so enjoy it while you can!

And yet you were prepared to blame him if things had gotten screwed up. I say this because you started the thread.

I've played there, actually. It was a GREAT course and truly a wonder to behold. Shot a 87 but it was worth it just for the experience.

And they got to see a great game too! I'm glad the Bulls lost because that puts my Bobcats just two games out of a playoff spot!

Ok, I guess I should have said "I can't imagine reading books off of a screen". And numbers 2 and 3 are actually detractors for me. I love the feeling of holding the book and turning the pages. But to each his own.

I could never see myself using one of those Kindle things. Not that I have any problem with those people that do use the Kindle, but to me there is just something about actually holding a book. I can't even fall asleep anymore if I don't read for an hour (from something not school related), and I can't imagine doing that on a laptop.

Congratulations! You have located the least humorous item on the entire internet!

I'd rather have a bad football team than no football team. And no, he's not on the level with either of those guys. I'm not calling him great, but you're just plain ignorant if you think he's as inept as Al Davis.

Spot on tipster, spot on. In my opinion, those who like to B word and moan incessantly about how horrible of an owner Ralph is are all seriously guilty of looking a gift horse in the mouth. Long live Ralph!

I'm leaning Nova too. Pittsburgh SHOULD be the better team, but Nova has brought their A game to the tournament so far, and Pitt has barely even brought their C game. Pitt has been just narrowly escaping with wins over much inferior opponents (mostly due to Levance Fields being clutch), and when I've watched them play, they've just seemed entirely disinterested and passionless. Maybe it will be a different story against a Big East opponent? Dixon has to get his guys motivated if they want to play at the same level of intensity as Nova.

I don't really know of any reliable site for golf bets. Actually what happened was my buddy was headed to Vegas so I sent him along with $150 to place on Ogilvy. Normally, I don't bet on golf (because picking one guy out of a field of 100 is usually stupid unless it's Tiger) but Ogilvy is far and away the best match play golfer in the world, so I couldn't pass it up.

dey took err jaeeerrbs!

Not on sports gambling, if you know what you're doing. I've profited thousands over the past 3 years. Most recently, a payoff of $2100 after picking Geoff Ogilvy to win the Accenture Match Play. I don't bet on the NCAA tournament though, it gets too unpredictable in the later rounds. If I had bet on one game though, it would've been Villanova over Duke. Anyway who watched the beatdown Nova gave UCLA shouldve considered putting money down.

Seriously though, what is the appeal? I've asked this of a lot of my friends and I never get a solid answer. "What's so funny about the Three Stooges?" "What do you mean? It's the Three Stooges!"

The musical is spectacular, I would recommend it to anybody.

Yeah, I'm with you. I never got it. My taste in humor favors the surreal. I've never gone for physical humor.