SageAgainstTheMachine

It really is ingenious isn't it? You should look for all the pranks involved in that prank war, theyre all hilarious.

gringo starr had to check himself into the hospital to have a light bulb removed from his you-know-where...when doctors inquired about the accident, gringo only replied with "I was feeling frisky".

fixed it for you

If we need a shot in the arm to get to the playoffs, why would we go after T.O? He's the opposite of a shot in the arm.

But here's the problem...your version of "telling the truth" simply means "taking an extreme pessimistic view whenever things aren't going well". Telling the truth implies exploring situations objectively, and not just getting pissed off because the Bills didn't happen to sign a "big name" free agent yet. Like many posters on this board, Sully is an impatient reactionary who uses the "9 years without playoffs" item as a crutch whenever faced with a situation where it actually seems like the Bills did something positive.

I simply don't respect the opinion of a man who contracts the phrase "we are" into "where".

Why does this belong on the PPP board?

Don't worry about it, we're not moving.

BuffaloBill is just who he says he is...Buffalo Bill...you know, the serial killer wannabe transexual in Silence of the Lambs.

A second rounder, a third rounder, a 7th rounder, and SKOOBY

Ever heard of the draft? By the way, free agency/trade possibilities are not over. You talk about the OG/TE positions as if there is no possible way to attain players at this point.

Yep, but he is Edmonton's headache now. I bet you dollars to donuts that you will see folks complaining about Ales' effort if you look at an Oilers message board in a few weeks.

If you ride in that airplane, do you get to claim that you were inside Bar Rafaeli?

You've gotta take the good with the bad. Whatever his faults are, he's had a brilliant career (including a Superbowl) nonetheless, and I can't believe you don't think he would improve the team.

I count 15 separate ways... 20 dimes 15 dimes, 1 half dollar 15 dimes, 2 quarter 10 dimes, 2 half dollars 10 dimes, 4 quarters 10 dimes, 1 half dollar, 2 quarters 5 dimes, 3 half dollars 5 dimes, 2 half dollars, 2 quarters 5 dimes, 1 half dollar, 4 quarters 5 dimes, 6 quarters 8 quarters 4 half dollars 6 quarters, 1 half dollar 4 quarters, 2 half dollars 2 quarters, 3 half dollars That's 15

The New Orleans Times-Picayune has no idea what they're talking about.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/player/brian_waters/ Read the bottom of the page, under Personal Bio...Waters seems like a stellar human being and a leader.

/dev/null videotaped the whole thing, and watches it three times a week

WTF? You used pro bowl voting to explain why Waters isn't an elite guard in your first post!

erynthered has had 12 brushes with death in his lifetime. 11 were from autoerotic asphyxiation.

We didn't overpay Hangartner he's getting 2.5 million a year, right?

Yeah, I read somewhere that 17% of people in America below the poverty line believe that buying lottery tickets is their vehicle out of the slums. It's pretty messed up.

Tim, do the Bills have a likely backup option to Coles? Or do you think we are now off the market for a #2 WR?

Oops, my bad. But what were the chances? At least I didn't post "Bills talking to Coles" or something like that.

Isn't it a good thing that Bills WRs fail to produce once they leave? That means we rid ourselves of them at the right time. Would you prefer that one of our former WRs had a 1,000 yard season for a different team?