SageAgainstTheMachine

Even if Trent has an above average season, I would not have a single problem with the Bills taking Colt McCoy if he falls to wherever we are in the draft. Of course, this is a year away and a million different things can happen but I think Colt would've been the best QB in the 2009 class if he had declared himself eligible.

I thought he was pretty darn good in Adaptation, for what it's worth.

He should just do what I do and hit it with a hammer every once in a while to show it who's boss.

Thanks for the tip, I'll try that when I get back home. However, I'm pretty sure I've tried almost every combination of keystrokes already so I'm not holding out much hope.

oh no! no pro bowlers? whatever will we do if none of our defensive players are voted into a meaningless game based on reputation?????

well most syllabuses specifically say "all papers must be emailed to the professor double spaced with twelve point font times new roman" even the professors that dont include that disclaimer would probably be mighty pissed about a hand written assignment after all ten pages hand written is much shorter than ten pages typed

yeah because professors still let you hand papers in like that ive been using computer labs

yeah ive tried plugging in an auxiliary keyboard and the problem persists which means its probably something with the laptop itself the worst part is that this seemingly banal problem has rendered me incapable of sending emails writing papers etc im considering just performing a backup restore and just wiping the slate clean on the bastard

ya know part of me thought we could get through this without the masturbation jokes but i suppose i overestimated the overall maturity of this board

ok so my keyboard is pretty f*cked up right now and im wondering if anybody has some advice the problem is that i cant type any of the lower characters when there are two options for example no periods commas backslashes apostrophes or semicolons only these <>?:" additionally i cant type any numbers< only the symbols above them !@#$%^&*() ive talked to all my computer science friends and they all suggest that my laptop is set to stickey keys< but this definitely isnt the case and im starting to think its some sort of virus when i restart my computer< the problem is fixed for like five minutes then it reverts back to the problems any advice? its finals time here at cornell and i do NOT need this sort of problem right now thank you

Why does everybody use the Sammy Morris play as evidence that Whitner sucks? Donte got nailed squarely on his injured shoulder on that play and he crumpled just like anybody here would have. Admittedly he was preparing to make a pretty badly formed tackle but again whats the point in citing just one play?

Ive always been of the opinion that each and every position should be treated as an open competition once training camp starts Obviously Whitner is the logical choice as of right now< but if he gets outperformed by Scott then why not?

Aaron Mayhem

Foul temptresses!

I'm going to assume that you mean the "natural law" that sexual acts should be designated for the purpose of procreation? Ever have anal sex with your wife? Ever get a blowjob? Ever use a condom so that your partner wouldn't get pregnant? If so, then you did so for pleasure and not procreation. How is that any different from two guys having anal sex or blowing each other? And by the way, just a few decades ago it was acceptable to say that an interracial marriage was against the natural law. Social progress, dude...you can't stop it.

TOTUS?

Duh

“Well I think it’s great that American’s are able to choose one or the other, umm we live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite-sex marriage and you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman – no offense to anybody out there but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.” Has anybody bothered to consider that Miss California lost the contest because she is another dumb piece of sh*t in the vein of Miss teen South Carolina? There's no sign of cogent thought in the quote above. Don't their coaches teach them any public speaking tips (or at the very least, how to avoid run-on sentences)?

screwing the poor guy over? He just wasnt as good as Nolan Smith

Coordinators with no head coaching experience are often appointed, especially after firings. Some do quite well. Mike Singletary, for example.

God forbid our backups are good special teamers! If his job is so easy, why don't you apply for the position somewhere?

Just because he hasn't taken a job somewhere else doesn't mean it hasn't been offered. I'd personally be shocked if April has never been offered a multitude of interviews for defensive coordinator spots, but some guys are just happy with what they do. If he derives enjoyment from coaching special teams and he's fine with the money, why should he ever vacate the job?

Wow, tricky situation indeed.

Yeah, there is no reason to pay that much if you're only going to dick around with it. If you're in a professional band (or if you happen to be sitting on boatloads of money) it's a great investment, but you can shred pretty effectively on something you bought for $500.

WOW!!! How did it take her 47 years to get discovered???