SageAgainstTheMachine

Well, as we all know, most verifiably true stories begin with "Just got a text from a buddy of mine who's out at the bars..."

Yes, how "ironic".

Yes, I have. I've also seen a team get motivated because they respect the hell out of the guy that they're playing for, and that's the case with Jauron and the Bills. Say what you want about his game strategy, but you can't deny that the Bills play hard for him. That's the way it always was with Tony Dungy. Did you ever see him scream?

In my experience, those who don't actually understand the sport just resort back to "They aren't trying hard enough!" when the team is losing, because they can't actually explain why in terms of football strategy. The Bills showed just as much fire as any other team last year, but yet again the team dropped a few too many winnable games.

I assume this isn't exactly a disastrous situation, because his status made him seem pretty nonchalant about not being engaged any more. More likely than not, his girlfriend said yes...thought about it for a few hours, and then said "sorry, I'm just not ready yet."

Facebook status update 6/07 8:58 PM - Donte Whitner Is now engaged to my future wifey! Facebook status update 6/08 9:10 AM - Donte Whitner not engaged anymore...sorry guys I'll try again! So in just over 12 hours (most of which was probably spent sleeping), he managed to get engaged and then un-engaged. Maybe he went too far and asked for a Cincinnati bowtie or something.

I really can't argue with anything you say here. However, just remember that football is not always measured in numbers. Reed helps us in ways that you can't define by looking at a box score.

Wow, is it that high? I guess I'm on your "Orlando must win game 2" bandwagon.

I like Reed, but I doubt he'll drag down that many. His career high is 58 receptions, and we just added TO to the mix...there are only so many receptions to go around.

As a Penn State fan, I always suspected that Chad Henne was a dick...this just confirms it!

That's not even remotely true. All the Magic have to do is win the games in Orlando and steal one from the Lakers in LA. It doesn't matter if that's tonight, game 5, or game 7...the key is that they have to hold serve in Orlando. They're pretty much doomed if they let LA take one on the road.

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Statistically, I believe that rookies are indeed more prone to injury than guys in their prime. However, I read that this is due to the transition from an 11 game schedule to a 16 game schedule...so logically, the propensity for injury would manifest itself later in the season. I doubt rookies are more likely to get injured in training camp.

IMO, the fact that Reed hasn't grown an inch since we drafted him just speaks to his lack of commitment.

That's a big improvement over Royal, who was more of a retarded walrus in a TE's body.

OR you could pay respect to the brave men who lost their lives that day, and stop pissing in everybody's cheerios by arguing over the details of the battle. Save the historical debate for another day, today is about solemn remembrance.

I think it's pretty simple...a lot of people have no connection to UB. I'm from Buffalo but my parents went to Penn State and I go to Cornell, so those are the two schools I root for. You'd probably hear a lot of similar stories if you asked around.

Do you have statistics to back this up?

Truly one of the turning points of modern history...who knows what the world would be like without the bravery shown that day?

Well, they don't give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry.

When people use "ironic" instead of "unfortunate", I find it mildly annoying. I get the gist of what they are saying. On the other hand, when people use "ironic" instead of "coincidental", it makes me want to unhinge their jaw and shove a dictionary down their throat. Huge pet peeve... "Like, oh my god, I love Hannah Monntana too! That's so ironic!"

I don't think it's evil...I think it's nonsensical and illogical.

Hey, I think love you, so what am I so afraid of? Do you want to get gay married? I have to warn you though, I hog the sheets in bed. Pleeeeeassseee. By the way, rememememember that one time when Eric Clapton was all like Laaaayla ya got me on my knees, well that's not really the point, because he wasn't even the one who built the zither in the first place! Yes! how about that? Isn't doctor pepper just crazy, i mean it's like it's it's own flavor, you have the colas and the lemony-limes and (to some extent) the root beers, but dr pepper does its own thing right? Clang clang clang went the trolly! what's that from? i dont know, i dont wanna know, all i know is that shimbleshanks the railway cat is easily one of the most relatable cats, but I just cant imagine what andrew lloyd weber was thinking, you know? isnt that supposed to be a ts eliot thing the cats? i mena give me a fakkukin break right? here's my rankings of the top 37 movies of all time, 1 phantom menace, 2 indiana jones and the pepto bismol, 3-37 veronica mars deeveedees...do you like the sabres chances next year? i think they need some defenseman but tyler should help out soon, but hey that's not the point! why don't you respect me? BAAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOMMMM BAAAAAZXZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM BAAAAAZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM THAT'S WHAT GERMAN COWS SAY! I KNOW CUZ I'VE BEEN THERE AND THE COWS WERE OUR HOSTS! rikki tikki tavi was what a mongoose? that's so fakkukked up i don't even know where to begin

Wow, this is a great story. With all the bad news out there, it's nice to have reminders of the goodness of humanity. Hopefully the parishioners follow the instructions and pay it forward.

This is the guy some of you are defending for "free speech"... http://www.adl.org/main_Extremism/turner_own_words.htm