SageAgainstTheMachine

No offense to your daughers...but wow...

K-9 has detention for a week.

I'm not offering drinking lessons...just saying it's odd that somebody should be criticized for imbibing something he enjoys.

Who are you to decide what's a masculine drink and what's a feminine drink? A man isn't allowed to drink something that tastes good? Man, ever heard of "to each his own?" I'll gladly admit that I'd rather drink a Mike's Hard Lemonade than a vodka rocks. Why? It tastes good. I like things that taste good. Now, if I want something that'll knock me on my ass, it'd be a different story. But I don't see the harm in drinking something that tastes like tea, if you like tea. Just sayin...

Everybody...just ignore the guy, he'll go away. I'm done provoking him, and I'd suggest the same for everybody else.

So I just purchased my first car. It's a silver 1999 Oldsmobile Alero...nothing really special, but dammit if I don't love the thing like it's my own child. I'm gonna go out and get a nice Bills decal as soon as possible. Anybody have any cool first car stories?

So did the NBA and David Stern instruct Courtney Lee to miss that alley oop layup?

Why not? Do you think that coaching Gods like Mike Singletary allow their players to smile and joke around? Jauron isn't even looking at the two guys, Singletary would be screaming at them and then continuing to be the best coach ever.

Why? You could probably get MJD later in the second round. Just because you think a player will be the #1 producer doesn't mean you should take him #1.

I actually think we're a distant second to Cubs fans. Talk about depressing...

Bandwagon fans are the scourge of the sports world. They're worse than Pats* fans.

What? You have some sort of problem with free music and breasts? The only thing better than free music and free breasts, is free music and breasts.

-Jairus Byrd starts at least 10 games at free safety and gets 5 interceptions this year. -Rian Lindell misses the first extra point of his career.

One of the few non family members that I shed a tear for upon hearing of his death. Here's wishing Tim continues to RIP.

If Lynch is a good option as a #2 running back, why is TO the only Bill worth taking? I'm positive that TO, Lynch, and Evans will be owned in just about 100% of all leagues. Edwards is worth taking in the later rounds because every fantasy team needs a backup QB for the bye week. I'd also peg a sleeper tag on whoever emerges as our starting TE. Tight ends thrive when a great WR corps garners the attention of the defensive secondary.

Agreed, Federer is still far and away the best. However, I don't think you've watched enough basketball this season if you don't think Lebron is the best player in the NBA.

How about Brandon Inge, 3B for the Tigers? He is a HELL of an athlete. He can play pretty much every position on the baseball diamond, including pitcher (he pitched at VCU). He can also do a rim-shattering dunk, and I've heard he could easily be a point guard in the NBA if he ever wanted to change sports. He can also hit a golf ball over 400 yards. Best all around athlete, probably not...but maybe the most versatile?

Wait...Olbermann and O'Reilly? Those two guys that live in my tv? You know them too?

No, a sacrifice fly is only one that scores a runner. A sacrifice bunt, on the other hand, just has to advance a runner.

This is something that George Carlin never had a problem with, for whatever reason. I guess when you're the best at something you never really "lose it".

Here's what I don't understand about transgenders...the entire argument behind the tolerance of homosexuality in our society is "I was born this way. There's nothing I can do about it. Why would you want me to be untrue to the way I was born?" By the way, I agree wholeheartedly with the above. And yet, when certain homosexuals decide to become transgender, aren't they being hypocrites? Aren't they trying to deny the way they were born?

Well do you want to go steady or not?

What's your fascination with me?

I understand, but he was acting like these guys were killed and nobody noticed. Anyway, the media is just a reflection of what the public wants to see. The public was more fascinated by the Tiller killing. A media outlet would lose business to competitors if they didn't make that the top story. If you don't like what you see on a media outlet whose primary concern is profit, blame the society that demanded the story.