SageAgainstTheMachine

Yet another fool who doesn't understand the difference between a comparison and a hyperbolic analogy. But I'll bite...why can't I judge the guy for torturing and killing innocent animals? What piece of evidence could be possibly make this forgivable?

Sorry, I don't need to know a guy personally to know that he's evil if he tortures and murders man's best friend for sport.

Hey, it annoys me too, but the way that a person speaks is usually a pretty small window into the quality of that person. Don't forget, people get nervous when they're interviewing.

Not in this particular case. Child molesters are notorious repeat offenders and IMO they simply must be imprisoned no matter the opportunity cost.

Hmmm 11 year old kids you say? In about a year, they might be making good use of that lotion. Just sayin...

Well, a dog is incapable of consenting to sex and the process would be quite painful for it...unless it's dead (i can't decide if that's more or less screwed up), I would definitely categorize it as rape.

In most cases, I'm guessing it's not voluntary. Most folks who use "axe" probably had parents who used "axe" and that's just the way they pronounce it.

Except for those dogs, of course.

Are you serious? Raping a dog shouldnt be illegal?

I only want Vick playing for the Bills if we add "Bring your pack of hungry wolves Day" to the Ralph's calendar. Vick is a disgusting human being and a malicious felon who has no business in the NFL. Quite honestly, this is how I will remember Roger Goodell's tenure as commissioner. If you can't make an example out of this pathetic excuse for a man, where exactly do you draw the line? Seriously, what sort of sick twisted person gets their rocks off by watching starving dogs rip each other's throats out? Oh and let's not forget that he wasn't just a participant in this madness...he FINANCED the f*cking operation. And don't tell me "He deserves a second chance." He's getting his second chance...it's called getting let out of prison.

Pssssh what do you know? He should just get a .45 and go to town.

Woot, 'tis coming!

This actually raises an interesting question; If the majority of society THINKS that a nonsense term is a word, does it become a word? After all, our language is updated constantly based on society's whims. 10 years ago, any English scholar would have scoffed at the notion of "google" being deemed a word in the near future and yet it has a place in the dictionary, as a verb no less.

Or worse, "irregardless".

Do you rent to folks who use unnecessary apostrophes?

This reminds of when I met Patrick Kaleta at the Galleria Mall last season. This was when he was injured and he was walking with a noticeable limp... Me: Hey are you Pat Kaleta? Pat: Yep, that's me. Me: I just wanted to say I'm a big fan, heal up quick Pat: Thanks a lot, dude. Me: Alright (pointing to his injured leg, and probably a little too close to his crotch) do you want to race? Pat: Umm, no. Then there was an awkward silence. At this point, I walked away mortified. Isn't it amazing what kinds of idiotic things pop out of our mouths when we're nervous? It's kinda funny to think that he'll always have a memory of the loser at the mall who pointed to his junk and challenged him to a race.

John and Buster, I see you found the new playground that Steely built for you. Have fun!

He's a local kid.

No way! My purple mohawk will always be awesome!

Sen, there's an old saying...do what makes you happy. It's their wedding, why shouldn't they get to do whatever the hell they want? Whoever said a church service had to be 'dignified' anyway?

This happens constantly; Small impish creatures called Greebs crawl through your mouth and into your intestines when you sleep at night and kill bacteria with tiny hammers. There are hundreds upon hundreds of examples of this.

That's right, you don't understand, and neither does Kelly and neither do I. You may understand what happened, but you don't understand Gates' motivation and you shouldn't judge a man for something you don't understand, unless that man actually does something wrong.

Why would you have to hear about it? Didn't you get injured like everybody else?

My comment had nothing to do with the conflict between Gates and Crowley, it had to do with all of the commenters here calling Gates a race-baiting D-bag, as if they are inside his head or something.

To many of the folks in this thread...learn the same lesson that Stan Marsh learned from Token Black. Don't try to understand what it's like to be a minority in America and don't try to rationalize everything race-related by pretending everybody is the same. Just admit that you don't understand and leave it at that. Are you all so unwilling to admit that different cultures have different perspectives on life? For all we know, Gates is incredibly sensitive to racial issues due to his past in the American South...who are you to judge him for the way he reacted to this scenario?