SageAgainstTheMachine

She is Jessica Simpson and she is worth millions!

The second part of your statement is correct. The first is not.

That's probably what they said about Bledsoe before Brady got his shot. That's probably what they said about Trent Green before Warner got his shot. Don't pretend that you know what Fitzpatrick is capable of based on a small sample size.

That one is going to be hard to beat.

You're just jealous cause you can't find a greener oven mitt.

Post a pic of the greenest oven mitt you can find. Let's see if we can decide on a concensus winner. Here's my submission... http://s.sears.com/is/image/Sears/048W236622110001

That statement is largely true for most teams. On the majority of passing plays, there is somebody open. It's rare that you see film where each receiver has a DB stuck to him like glue. The question usually is "Does the quarterback have the vision to cycle through his reads, pick out the open receiver, and fire the ball with confidence?" The QB is not the end-all be-all of an offense, but he is often the difference in a close game.

I'm in the same boat as you...I became a fan of the Bills around 1995 or 1996. Despite being a loyal fan, my greatest memories so far are only of inconsequential regular season wins. My only memories of the playoffs are horrible ones. 64 days from now, I want to watch the Bills drub the Patriots* like they did week 1 a few years back. Even if we aren't a playoff team yet again, at least I'll be able to remember the Bills punching the Pats* in the mouth week 1. That's all I ask. And even if it ain't to be, we shout our decree...let's go Buffalo. LET'S GO BUFFALO! LET'S GO BUFFALO!

Words I did not think I would hear today... "The booklet does fold out to a poster of Abraham Lincoln as Shiva The Destroyer."

The Chargers are not one year wonders. Sure, they got lucky by making the playoffs at 8-8, but it was their worst record since 2003. They are a consistently good team. Just haven't put it all together in the playoffs yet.

You think that ESPN would dare to call him a bit rusty? No, you've got it all wrong. If they win he's the savior, if they lose it was despite the valiant effort by their fearless leader. You MIGHT hear the word "rusty" bandied about if Brady throws for less than 50 yards and more than 4 interceptions. Although in that case, you'd probably hear "Well, he just wasn't getting the breaks today. But let's watch the way he puts a perfect spiral on the football. Is Tom Brady back to form? Well, he answered that question today with a resounding "Yes!".

Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while?

Except on Christmas morning, it's less likely that your day will end with you rocking and back and forth in the fetal position murmuring about wasted timeouts and missed field goals.

Abso-freakin-lutely! I wake up at around 10, listen to some AC/DC, throw on my POZ jersey, buy me some nachos and salsa and head on over to my buddy's place for about 10 uninterrupted hours of football. Nothing like Sundays during NFL season. Nothing.

You've got the wrong guy, bucko. I never criticized Chef for his McNair joke. Anyway you are just arguing semantics at this point A tall tale is essentially a highly embellished account of a real person and the Jesus story fits under that umbrella I am sure that Jesus did exist but it baffles me that a great number of people out there actually believe the preposterous details of his life that have been conjured up

You kiddin? Jesus is the ULTIMATE tall tale. Let's see, he... 1. Was born of a virgin, impregnated by a god 2. Walked on water 3. Cured the blind and the fatally diseased with a touch of the hand 4. Created food out of thin air and turned water into wine 5. Was executed but then RESURRECTED FROM THE FREAKIN DEAD (that's my favorite little myth) And those are just to name a few. That doesn't qualify as a tall tale? Jesus, to me, was essentially a kind-hearted cult leader whose message caught on. After all, we've heard the whole "Son of God" thing from other folks right? We just slap them with the crazy label, but Jesus was different right? He was divine. Suuuure.

I hope that you realize quoting Jesus has about as much merit as quoting Paul Bunyan. Even if the man did exist, Jesus is about as big of a tall tale as you can get.

I shudder to call ANY NFL player a pansy...having said that, I'm surprised nobody mentioned Vince Young. He basically refused to play because the hometown fans started booing him in one game. I'm sure he's no wimp from a physical standpoint, but any pro athlete who can't handle getting booed doesn't get much respect from me.

So you weren't aware that the Boston Herald's website is just a New England Patriots fan board? Getcha head in the game!

Ok, but we're North America's team right? I still don't get what that means.

To a grossly uninformed public, Boehner and Pelosi are the correct choice to most folks because they are recognizable names.

I've read my fair share of melodramatic postings on this board, but this one tops them all. Snuffing out the light of liberty?

I believe she has a rock solid alibi. If I'm not mistaken, she was in an entirely different part of the country when it all went down, no?

Rest in peace Air McNair A warrior on the field and a gentleman off of it. For the sake of McNair's legacy, let's hope he wasn't involved in something drug related.

I don't see the point in spending 3 hours to watch a football game with women in lingerie when you can just type "women in lingerie" into google images and get the same result. It's like going to see a horrible chick flick and rationalizing it by saying "Well, Scarlett Johansson was in it". Again, google my friends. By the way, contact football without pads? Isn't this a disaster waiting to happen?