SageAgainstTheMachine

It's unfortunate that our expectations for Kincaid are drawing comparisons to Travis Kelce due to what we've watched KC do to us in the past. Kelce is already on the Mount Rushmore of all time tight ends and will probably be remembered as the greatest ever. If Kincaid can get 600 yards and 5 TDs as a rookie it will be a big success but a bunch of people here will criticize him for not being an all pro immediately.

If Taffy Lee Fubbins isn't the best baby of the year, I'll kill myself on live TV.

"Before engaging in an all-lentil diet, take stock of where all the toilets in your daily life are."

People pretty much just remember the last thing they saw, and then you have the fact that building narratives is more compelling than being rational about small sample sizes like the NFL playoffs. After 2021 they remembered one of the greatest playoff games of all time and had the Bills ascending. After 2022 they remember us laying an egg so now we're supposedly overrated. None of that really matters.

Right? Real men drink black coffee that they grind by closing their fist tightly around the beans and filter through an old sock, then they swallow the avocado pit whole before their 16 hour shift at the rock quarry where they eat rocks.

Just about 7.5 months actually! One reason to love making the postseason is that it cuts down on the offseason

I was, luckily, a toddler.

Weirdly enough I'd rather go down 28-0 that way. This feels more like a team that just didn't bother. The run defense is pathetic to watch.

This is one of the worst halves of football I’ve seen any team play.

Giants would have been better off losing a close one last week.

If you say so. We score on everyone.

Varsity vs JV

Why does it matter that the other HCs don’t have defensive backgrounds? Every team’s DC calls the defense.

It’s easily McDonagh’s best since In Bruges. Very different type of film though.

The Eagles? That’d be future hall of famer Jason Kelce.

Check out Banshees of Inisherin.

Giants need to stick with the run to have a chance. Panic and it will be 28-0 before they know it.

We're going to be down to the 6 teams that actually had a shot.

I smashed the Over 52.0 on this one.

Anyone who complains about us winning ugly this year but talks about KC like they’re unstoppable is letting their bias show.

Jacksonville winning would be an upset but not some enormous one by NFL standards. They're an 8.5 point dog. That happens almost every week.

I’ll put it this way - I’ve gone from thinking of this as a coin flip to thinking of it as a 60/40 in the Bills favor but it’s hardly a comforting feeling. Like betting on Ted Williams to not get a hit or a flush draw not coming in.

No, Kyle got promoted and he’s approving all kinds of time off. Really chill guy. That’s why the line moved to -5.5.

True but those are skills too. So many teams lose games by stalling or making mistakes in the deep red zone and with KC they just cash in.

I’m going to say that Elam beats Chase to a ball for an INT.