SageAgainstTheMachine

WHY YOU LITTLE... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV42yt4O1ic

If McCarron could hit the broad side of a barn, Richardson might have had the winning TD on that wheel route.

I'm a Penn St. fan and it's been the exact same story for Bolden (who has some talent, but outright sucks at the QB position) and McGloin (who isn't the second coming of Montana, but he's a decent pocket passer and the team considers him a leader). It's been a revolving door at QB, but the defense has just been excellent, thus the 8-1 record.

Yep. When you think you have two quarterbacks, it usually means you have zero.

I'm a fan of good defense, but this is just a snoozefest.

Stevie: Gee, Ryan. What do you want to do this week? Fitz: Same thing we do every week, Stevie - try to take over the NFL!

With the return of Donald Jones, Nelson moves back to the slot where he belongs and delivers 7 receptions, 100 yards and a TD.

I wonder if she'll put out.

I was criticizing the criticism. There's a difference. I think.

It's best not to criticize somebody else's "sad excuse for a sentence" and then use three sets of ellipses.

You can change it quite easily. In fact, I insist upon it.

I like it, personally. Kinda gives a college football feel to an NFL game. Doesn't Maybin play for the Jets now?

The game is obviously very important. But we're in a good position at 5-2 so the positive effects of winning outweigh the negative effects of losing. In my opinion, man...

I agree with SJBF. What if we lose the Jets game, but then beat Dallas and Miami to go 7-3? Will we be talking about Week 9 as the defining moment where we lost to the Jets or will we talking about the most recent win? I think the answer is obvious.

What do I look like, some kinda Paranormal Astrogeologist? Hmmm... I gotta go put a call in to Michael Bay.

7th graders normally turn 13 during the school year, so is 14 really so odd?

One day, you'll appreciate the irony of saying this.

It's still only Thursday, so you'd think Levitre wouldn't be out there at all if the problem was serious. At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

I do.

Bon Jovi? These are good cops! They shouldn't be standing around all day without entertainment.

That was my first thought too. I'm sure Fitz is gonna be rounding up the troops in the locker room to prove that bastard Eric Mack wrong. Regarding the actual article, it's dumb. The Bills put up 30 points per game and the Jets allow 22 (which is more than Buffalo, by the way, but who has time to research such things?). What percentage of projections would have us scoring 0 touchdowns?

No, I'm afraid that rapid erosion is our only hope. The worst part about zombie asteroids is that they aim for the highest concentration of brains.

OMG BREAKING NEWS YOUTUBE VIDEO SHOWS MARK SANCHEZ LIKES TO SNIFF RYAN'S WIFE'S FEET!!!!!!! Yeah, you don't get to criticize anybody else's content.

So it's a ZOMBIE asteroid? Uh oh.

Lots of intriguing matchups in Week 9, including what should finally be a couple of quality evening games on SNF and MNF. But Buf-NYJ has the potential to be the game of the week for sure. Another tidbit from FO...taking into account our current record, remaining schedule and current DVOA the Bills have a 73% chance of making the playoffs. http://footballoutsiders.com/stats/playoffodds