SageAgainstTheMachine

Gritty. Raw. Wow. http://www.stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-beatles.php

It came into creation just in time for them to ruin my Middle School dances with it (or was that my crippling awkwardness?).

You may be referring to this...

...and the premise of the character specifically. When you're dealing with a Hitler worshiping carrier pigeon keeper, there's little room for subtlety. Ferrell's a funny guy, but better in small doses. Carrey just makes funny faces. Ferrel > Carrey. If we're looking for an Unfunny Battle Royale of popular comedians, I'd pit Carrey against Dane Cook. Or how about "Larry the Cable Guy"?

Crocodile Dundee says... That's not a knife This is a knife!

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2308636697/ (watch to the end of the clip)

They taste awkward.

Is Bovine Autism a joke to you?

Bruce The Mighty. Now that you mention it, Ennifer would sometimes tell me "Make the moon come closer. Bruce made the moon come closer." I'm still not worried, though. The guy's a Canadian so I doubt he'd have been smart enough to close the deal.

I've been over this with Ennifer. Well, you know how it is talking to her. Like pulling teeth. Through a number of confounding context clues, my personal interpretation of the situation is that a life size promotional cardboard cut-out of Jim Carrey from "Liar Liar" fell on top of her at the movie's premiere. So moved was Ennifer by the film that she mistakenly remembers making love to him.

I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been.

Sports arenas have a special penchant for taking already crappy songs and turning them into intolerable cliches. If I have to listen to Sweet Caroline (and the idiotic "BUM BUM BUM...SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD" people who sing along) or Cotton Eye Joe one more goddamn time . And yes, this includes the Bills Shout Song. Had to be said.

Aside from RB and interior line where we already have All Pro caliber players, I won't be upset about drafting any position so long as the guy in question has a consistent track record of success at the collegiate level. People call RB, WR, CB "luxury picks". Not so. Every position is crucial in its own way. Just get a guy who has SHOWN proof positive that he can play. No more projects. No more hybrid types where you have to figure out where to plug them in. Can we get scholarly black guys?

This makes me uncomfortable. I'm an Idiot™. Ok, better now.

Nirvana - A mouthful of lead Too soon?

That's an apt analogy. For both players, the two most common complaints (reasons to "hate" them) are a) They get all the calls and b) The media just looooves him. Guess what? Neither of those things is their fault!

Because in America, people have this bizarre need to be stimulated by something always and RIGHT NOW. Moments of internal thought are not encouraged. Think about it. There's a break in the game action. Your visual sense is no longer being entertained. If the stadium doesn't immediately jizz all over you with audible stimulus, you might have to do something radical like...I dont know, talk to the person in the seat next to you. The horror.

I don't want to see Spiller and McIntyre on the field simultaneously. If C.J. accidentally runs into Corey it could mean the end of his career.

Creed - Potassium Cyanide

Crosby haters are ridiculous. If he was a Sabre, there would be a couple statues downtown already.

They probably have a better chance than we think...meaning a 3% chance instead of 1%

Do you know what else doesn't have any corners? A NASCAR track. This may go deeper than any of us imagined...

The office is shaped like an oval. If you don't respect that already, there's really nothing I can say to convince you.

I don't normally have much patience for Oliver Stone's directorial style but I liked Any Given Sunday, especially how it gave a 360 degree view of NFL football (the coaches, the players, team doctors, journalists, owners, etc.) And Al Pacino's speech is classic.

I like the part where you turned Gailey into Failey. That was really funny!