SageAgainstTheMachine

It's ok, the kids get gym class 3 days a week before sitting on a couch all day and watching TV. But running has probably been outlawed because it leads to the slower kids getting bullied. And you can't exactly expect kids to exercise AFTER school. If kids play outside with friends, they might meet strange adults and die!

The heavy-handed approach is all wrong, of course, but whoever decided that corn dogs, processed chicken nuggets and sugary milk were decent nutrition in the first place is more culpable. EDIT: Better yet - parents, send your kids to school with a couple of PB & J sandwiches and an apple. Maybe it's not quinoa and black eyed pea salad, but it gets the job done and it costs about $1.

Nobody runs a slant like a bishop.

Yes, it's about time you knew. Rutherford Hayes isn't real.

Two lies about men with large beards in one week?

Right on. It's one of my least favorite parts of humanity - we all have a million excuses in storage for when we mess up (or appear to mess up), but when it's somebody else...well, they're just being a douche. We spend so much time being irrationally upset at strangers.

Because we allow it to be that way. If the majority of the people who held a distaste for the two party system stopped acquiescing to it, you'd see legitimate change. Maybe not in the first election, but eventually majorities would become pluralities.

Oh for the love of God... There are a million different reasons why he would've been a no show, and most of them have nothing to do with immaturity. He's got two little kids. Maybe one of them has the flu and he's been cleaning up barf and diarrhea all day. We just don't know. What is it with Bills fans who complain about the lack of talent and then want to run the talented players out of town for dumb reasons?

Ah, yes. Well I must work on my reading.

Does this post like to get freaky with other posts about testosterone?

For a very short AP article, there are multiple confusing items... 1. Since when do juries get to hand out symbolic money? 2. How do you die 12 years after being set on fire? 3. A guy set an 8 year old child on fire, but he's in prison for an unrelated charge? How is that not life in prison or at least 25 years?

Well, it's more like there is no closet.

Dude. Just give it 12 more years. The Bills will be a 6-10 before ya know it!

Is it still the weakest division? St. Louis has sucked, but Arizona and Seattle are coming on strong down the stretch. By record, the worst division is the AFC South.

Once my sister left for college, I became a much better tackler.

Ok, let's just say that your theory is true and that bachelors are better at football that married dads. Do you actually know that the Bills of the last decade have had more family men than the other teams or are you just guessing?

No, it's intentionally droll.

http://www.entertainment-bureau.com/eb-originals-presents-moonlight-a-vampire-chronicle-by-jay-sage/1348 (yes, it's a spoof)

The original statement was regarding elite players, not elite high draft picks.

Lets see how it shakes out in the playoffs. I hope the two teams play each other and I suspect the Packers would win handily.

To all the children of the tribe out there, here's hoping the Hanukkah Badger brings you some fun gifts! (It's something that I'm trying to mainstream)

It's not just pathetic, it's downright bizarre. For a middling offense like the Bills', let's say they should typically convert 3rd downs at a 35% rate. So the chances of missing entirely on a sample size of 23 3rd down chances is 0.65 ^ 23 = .00005 = .005% = 1 in 500,000 chance.

OP is correct. Polamalu is pretty good, but he's known mostly for his hair - sorta like Fitz' beard. Whitner is an old school guy who just shuts his yap and plays.

I, for one, appreciate the effort that Stevie has given all season. You can tell he's been nursing injuries from pretty much the beginning of the season. Despite all that, plus having no supporting cast at WR, he should have another 1,000 yard campaign (872 right now, plus 6 TD). Focus on the mistakes if you like. He's had an admirable season overall.