SageAgainstTheMachine

Yes, I can't really say that I'm too well versed in WV health resorts.

There are a number of undesirable locations in the Top 10, Buffalo perhaps being the most undesirable, but I doubt that the Bills specifically scared him away.

This makes me VERY UPSET.

The gonorrhea ridden septuagenarian invited his idiotic friends onto his dirigible, where he delivered a fallacious speech about even-toed ungulates with multiple humps, and even they, nitwits that they were, understood that his example of the single-humped dromedary was an antithesis to his cause.

You sir, are a gentleman and scholar. I love 'Harangue', and as a Scrabbler there's a special place in my heart for 'Quell'.

The names that Carey Bender listed are all great WRs, but context has to be taken into account. If Stevie was on the Saints or Patriots, he'd be a household name. I have no doubt about it. And Stevie has 16 TDs and counting over the last two seasons.

Yes, can't believe I omitted it. I wonder if it's being done in by overuse, though.

Not in terms of their meaning or implication...just aesthetics. My favorites: Dirigible Septuagenarian Nitwit Dromedary Fallacious Antithesis Gonorrhea

07-08 Giants have to be included too. Eli was pretty awful that year... 23 TD 20 INT 56.1 % completion 73.9 QB Rating 6.3 yards per attempt 13 fumbles Defense can win championships with below average QB play. Roethlisberger's first SB season was largely a defensive effort as well.

He was the go-to guy for Favre, along with Harvin. I wouldn't have any problem with signing him.

This is a good point. The few times that the Bills actually use play action, I can usually sniff it out from my living room couch. Doesn't seem to fool linebackers either.

Three of my best friends are Eagles/Giants/Jets fans, so when those teams win I can at least be happy for them. Least favorite is the Pats and I can't stand to see the Cowboys win either.

You guys don't suppose this has anything to do with the fact that the goalkeeper is Costa Rican and the hooligan is Dutch, do you?

That is just ridiculous.

It's ok, the kids get gym class 3 days a week before sitting on a couch all day and watching TV. But running has probably been outlawed because it leads to the slower kids getting bullied. And you can't exactly expect kids to exercise AFTER school. If kids play outside with friends, they might meet strange adults and die!

The heavy-handed approach is all wrong, of course, but whoever decided that corn dogs, processed chicken nuggets and sugary milk were decent nutrition in the first place is more culpable. EDIT: Better yet - parents, send your kids to school with a couple of PB & J sandwiches and an apple. Maybe it's not quinoa and black eyed pea salad, but it gets the job done and it costs about $1.

Nobody runs a slant like a bishop.

Yes, it's about time you knew. Rutherford Hayes isn't real.

Two lies about men with large beards in one week?

Right on. It's one of my least favorite parts of humanity - we all have a million excuses in storage for when we mess up (or appear to mess up), but when it's somebody else...well, they're just being a douche. We spend so much time being irrationally upset at strangers.

Because we allow it to be that way. If the majority of the people who held a distaste for the two party system stopped acquiescing to it, you'd see legitimate change. Maybe not in the first election, but eventually majorities would become pluralities.

Oh for the love of God... There are a million different reasons why he would've been a no show, and most of them have nothing to do with immaturity. He's got two little kids. Maybe one of them has the flu and he's been cleaning up barf and diarrhea all day. We just don't know. What is it with Bills fans who complain about the lack of talent and then want to run the talented players out of town for dumb reasons?

Ah, yes. Well I must work on my reading.

Does this post like to get freaky with other posts about testosterone?