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  1. SageAgainstTheMachine
    This seems like a funny story, but it's not. Somewhere there was a woman waiting 15 minutes for her McNuggets who couldn't get through to a dispatcher.
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    It's disturbing to know that people like this guy exist.
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    Exactly. It's difficult to view such a lucrative/popular career with much foresight, but when Mr. Williams is a 50 year old man with the brain of a 90 year old he'll wish that he stepped away.
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    It's simple. Repeated knee injuries shorten careers, repeated head injuries shorten lives. There's legal, then there's right.
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    At least she's a babe.
  6. SageAgainstTheMachine
    I pity him. I pity his children more, who seemingly know their father primarily through the context of caustic child support litigation.
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    That's a mistake that I'm sure they'll regret.
  8. SageAgainstTheMachine
    No! Mushrooms can't treat depression and anxiety because they are WRONG. They cause hallucinations! We need more pharmaceutical concoctions that cause heart attack, stroke, dry mouth, sore throat, nausea, stomach ulcers, flu-like symptoms, rectal bleeding and, in rare cases, death.
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    Maybe.
  10. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Proud nerd here. If I showed you guys how I really spend my time on the internet, I'd get banned.
  11. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Discussion about animal testing always reminds me of this from The Onion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw
  12. SageAgainstTheMachine
    They don't call it the loud, excruciating killer for nothing.
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    Way to ruin the fun.
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    If I'm Manning, the Dolphins are as undesirable as the Bills.
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    Rub some dirt on it.
  16. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Sounds like Sammy in particular might have antisocial personality disorder. I would think you'd know better than to paint rodents with a broad brush.
  17. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Remember how angry everyone was when the Bills didn't take Jimmy Clausen?
  18. SageAgainstTheMachine
    I had the same thoughts. I was more impressed that the rats could actually figure out the release mechanism. I assumed that level of sentience was beyond them.
  19. SageAgainstTheMachine
    That's what paper bags and doggy style are for.
  20. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Cruz is quite a bit faster.
  21. SageAgainstTheMachine
    http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/336819/title/He’s_no_rat%2C_he’s_my_brother Not too surprising given they're social animals, but still pretty neat stuff.
  22. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Wayne Newton albums non-stop.
  23. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Not only that, but apparently Paterno's actions necessitate an eternity of fiery torture. I'm glad I don't believe in Hell, what an awful concept.
  24. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Well, to be fair...you seem to care quite a bit more as well.
  25. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Weird paradox, this one...as the length of the dismal stretch increases, a sense of immediacy arises - they have to make the playoffs NOW. But I believe it's this sense of immediacy that has prevented any of the Coach/GM regimes from gaining a foothold for consistency.
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