SageAgainstTheMachine

Fixed it for ya.

Your stupid annoying .gif avatar? That's a 3 or 4 at be.... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD TEN

Pretty cute video, but I'd rather tickle Kristen Bell.

Of all things, you think Erik Pears is a problem?

Always been a little unclear on this...does the LDE line up on the left side of the defensive front, or against the left side of the opposing OL?

Mario Williams

If it makes you feel better, none of us will see i day, barring some alteration in the space-time continuum.

I'm waiting for 2/7/18, aka e day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9xwCG0Ey2Mg Talk about total devotion to your child. And as far as the young man goes...it's an important reminder to anyone. Whatever your excuses are, stop believing them.

As always, PTR, your views are exceedingly pessimistic and, to wit, unrealistic. The Bills have the ONLY Nick Barnett in the league.

Good work, Selmon. I'll throw a vote in for Robocop.

I can't think of an efficient way for the mods to accomplish this, but there needs to be a BR moratorium.

There was a 0% chance it was happening anyway

Her breakfasts? I don't know.

Fair enough, but no dice. (in actuality I don't own a camera and the last thing I'm doing is linking anyone to her facebook account)

So, I just began a flame with a gorgeous funny 19-year-old. I have no questions to ask you guys, I just wanted to brag.

Exactly. No matter how dumb the NFL wants to be, a player is responsible to his teammates when he takes the field. Whenever you knowingly and willfully take a 15 yard penalty, you make it harder for your teammates to do their jobs. Everybody remembers Rayner flubbing that kickoff, which was terrible, but he wouldn't have been in a position to try kicking the crap out of the ball if he was kicking from the 35.

Why don't you?

My brother and his wife just split up. It was a long time coming, but the final catalyst was that he discovered her affair when she failed to log off her facebook account.

I'm not going to pull a cliche and say "be yourself", because we all wear different masks for different occasions. But at the same time, it's usually best not to intentionally decide upon a persona. I've tried it before, and people can usually tell that you're fabricating something.

Remember, March is Breast Cancer Obliviousness Month. http://www.theonion.com/articles/march-named-breast-cancer-obliviousness-month,256/

Seriously? I'm sure the world is waiting with baited breath.

Three cheers for continuity.

My thoughts exactly.

Nah, the Sages are notoriously inbred. It's always tough to say exactly whose sperm and whose egg engendered whom, so we refer to them all as "ancestor".