SageAgainstTheMachine

Congrats to the Sixers! Haters will try to say it doesn't mean much w/o Rose, but Chicago put together a pretty nice record (somewhere around .667 I think) while Rose was injured during the regular season.

We are our actions. That said, no, one good deed does not make a good man. Neither does a bad deed make a bad man

Nah, part of the reason is I don't like crowds.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/12/braylon-edwards-gives-10000-to-79-college-students.html The 79 kids he sent to college probably disagree with this.

Hey, sometimes dude cuddling just happens, right? Right?

As incendiary as this sounds, what if a person is tricked into thinking a 16 year old girl he's watching is 20? Or somebody "Peter Pans" him with a fake link?

The whole, "VEGAS BABY!!!! YEAH, STRIPPERS AND COCAINE!" mentality confounds me. I can't imagine anything better than a round of golf, followed by a barbecue and sipping on beers late into the night.

Relevant.

I have a naked lady fetish.

A vampire orders a cup of hot water at a cafe. The barista prepares it and says "I thought you guys only drink blood?". The vampire produces a used tampon and says "I'm making tea."

How's this compared to yours? Q: What's the easiest way to get a Jewish girl's number? A: Roll up her sleeve.

I won't pretend to know the industry well enough to offer my opinion on the studios' specific role in the process. My biggest beef with Hollywood and the studios is just the incessant pre-packaging. Oh boy, Jim Carrey making silly faces! Kevin James is a goofball, yaaayyy! Now watch Liam Neeson kick peoples' asses. And as much as I love most of the superhero movies, it's becoming rarer and rarer to see a hit movie that doesn't involve a secure pre-sold source material.

That's a pretty awesome quote.

Votto will pick it up eventually. I got Kemp #2...a certain .190 hitter for the Angels went #1 EDIT: Not to mention, my blind homerism led me to draft Jeter once again and it's actually paying dividends this time around.

Keep in mind, there's an entire world of independent film where the dollars and cents are less of a priority. A world where lead actors don't get paid $10 million just to show up.

In the words of Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

Same here. I got me Hamilton AND Kemp.

Mostly just a testament to Major League Baseball being around for a loooong freaking time. It's a rarer feat than a perfect game.

Hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man.

This one pisses people off... Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To whom! Say what you want about pedophiles. They drive past schools and parks slowly.

Also... Q: What's the worst part about kids' birthday parties? A: Cleaning the blood off your clown costume afterward.

At parties and such. Mine is... A man is at a doctor's appointment. The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to stop masturbating." The man says, "Why?" Doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

To be fair, in terms of pre-season predictions Bleacher Report knows about as much as any "legit" source...aka nothing. I'll wait to see how the first several weeks play out before prognosticating.

"Tom Brady and Wes Welker at the Kentucky Derby." Did I win?

Both Nolan's Batman series and Breaking Bad are ending this year. I don't know if I can handle it