SageAgainstTheMachine

Nuke the whales??? Meh, gotta nuke somethin'.

I don't think we want to find out what happens without bees or certain other animals that pollinate.

Because Chris Mortensen really has any !@#$ing clue who the Bills are going to take.

Wow, I was in stitches all the way through Midnight in Paris. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

AJ, my heart goes out to ya. I don't know if there's a creature on Earth that loves as unconditionally as a dog. As for Fozzie, he's movin' right along elsewhere

Mick Jagger and David Bowie got down to business, if I'm not mistaken.

By the way, I've been critical of Darcy Regier in the past, but credit needs to be given where due...bravo sir on getting that 1st rounder. Bravo.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/_/id/7622088/2012-nfl-draft-st-louis-rams-decide-trade-no-2-overall-pick-sources-say I severely doubt this will affect the Bills because I assume the Rams' end game is to get Blackmon...that ain't happening with the #10 pick.

I understand Nashville's position, but a 1st rounder for Gaustad is highway robbery if you ask me. At the same time, I'll miss the Goose. Not so sure about giving up Kassian, but if the Sabres consider Hodgson their 1st line center of the future I can't blame them.

(NSFW...but watch it at work anyway)

American colonists, especially affluent socialites like Jefferson, Franklin, Adams, etc. were not being oppressed. Given the myriad travesties born of colonialism, taxing stamps and tea without asking aren't particularly noteworthy. My point, of course, isn't that the results of the revolution were negative. I quite enjoy not bowing to a king. But causing political tumult certainly wasn't in the best interest of the Fathers. Had the revolution failed, history would probably remember them as propagandists on the wrong end of a firing squad.

I disagree. Any writer worth his salt does more than just tell a story. Some people are certainly prone to over-analysis, though.

Saw her perform at the Grammys. Not a fan of the music, but somewhere along the line she made the leap from cute to gorgeous. Nice story. People can call it good PR if they want, but it's still a cool thing to do.

After the departure of Wang, it would be nice to see some Adcock beside Wood and Levitre.

When the draft hands you a Jeffery, stroke the furry wall.

Correct.

Mmmmm, salmonella.

Provided the Bills weren't playing, I'd anticipate this more than the game.

Let me put it this way...would you be comfortable voting for somebody convinced that Voldemort is plotting against America? After all, it's just his personal convictions, right?

And risk killing some endangered bird? That'll get you 20 to life.

Ok, smart guy. What percentage jackal were they, then?

See me after class.

Most of the...umm..."ups" involve Brie Larson.

Curious subtitle - "It's my birthday...Literally" As opposed to figuratively? Anyway, happy birthday. Treat yourself to something nice. Maybe dinner and a movie.

Screw that. I DEMAND that jw reveal his sources.