SageAgainstTheMachine

As always, PTR, your views are exceedingly pessimistic and, to wit, unrealistic. The Bills have the ONLY Nick Barnett in the league.

Good work, Selmon. I'll throw a vote in for Robocop.

I can't think of an efficient way for the mods to accomplish this, but there needs to be a BR moratorium.

There was a 0% chance it was happening anyway

Her breakfasts? I don't know.

Fair enough, but no dice. (in actuality I don't own a camera and the last thing I'm doing is linking anyone to her facebook account)

So, I just began a flame with a gorgeous funny 19-year-old. I have no questions to ask you guys, I just wanted to brag.

Exactly. No matter how dumb the NFL wants to be, a player is responsible to his teammates when he takes the field. Whenever you knowingly and willfully take a 15 yard penalty, you make it harder for your teammates to do their jobs. Everybody remembers Rayner flubbing that kickoff, which was terrible, but he wouldn't have been in a position to try kicking the crap out of the ball if he was kicking from the 35.

Why don't you?

My brother and his wife just split up. It was a long time coming, but the final catalyst was that he discovered her affair when she failed to log off her facebook account.

I'm not going to pull a cliche and say "be yourself", because we all wear different masks for different occasions. But at the same time, it's usually best not to intentionally decide upon a persona. I've tried it before, and people can usually tell that you're fabricating something.

Remember, March is Breast Cancer Obliviousness Month. http://www.theonion.com/articles/march-named-breast-cancer-obliviousness-month,256/

Seriously? I'm sure the world is waiting with baited breath.

Three cheers for continuity.

My thoughts exactly.

Nah, the Sages are notoriously inbred. It's always tough to say exactly whose sperm and whose egg engendered whom, so we refer to them all as "ancestor".

Except for Charles Robinson, who's excellent.

They have women in North Dakota now? Good for them.

11 of my ancestors died on the Titanic. The Sages were the largest single family to perish. http://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/titanic-victim/john-george-sage.html

Funny how we've been to the moon, but only know a relative modicum about what resides in the depths of our oceans.

MARK IT ZERO, YOU WERE OVER THE LINE.

Any Downton Abbey fans? Jessica Brown Findlay

Well put. Bizarre is the way to go, especially with the dawn of tivo where people can strategically miss commercials. As far as major corporations go, I think Old Spice is ahead of the curve...even they have to find something new though, they've been milking the p-p-p-p-power thing for a year now.

Can't top this...

Breaking Bad. No bracket necessary